Banishment of Hand-Wig

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A message was posted on September 21, 2004 onto a messageboard community called b3ta.com. The message advertised a hair supplement called "Hand-Wig". Luckily I, who saw the original message with its banner image, noticed its hidden but indisputable satanic connotations. Please take a moment to regard the post, particularly the image:

http://www.b3ta.com/board/3737471

There are twelve fingers showing in the entire advertisement, a number which is perfectly divisible by two into six and six. There are six total eyeballs in the advertisement. I don't think anymore needs to be said.
If you are Rob Manuel or otherwise have power in the B3ta empire, please delete this post and ban the user if you see fit/ethical. If you are an innocent bystander defiled by this, may you join the coalition.

May God help us all.

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  • superchebs
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    • yes i do enjoy porn...how did you know?
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    • No
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  • jesus
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    • get thee behind me
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  • GR33DY
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    • BAN THIS SICK FILTH!
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  • martian
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    • ban this sick filth!
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  • Foxy
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    • I think it is disgraceful that an innocent chimp should be used for this shameless advertising gimmick
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  • thebear
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    • I blame Martian
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  • mizemma
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    • *writes to Daily Mail to demand the perpetrator of such sick filth be flogged*
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  • el_pollo_diablo
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    • Disgusting. There's no pentagrams or anything.
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  • dutchbird
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    • this person will burn in hell 4eva
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  • sandman-uk
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    • You have a big nose.
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  • Mond
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    • I'm writing to my MP
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    • Do you enjoy porn?
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  • Michael Ironside
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    • i'm praying for him
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  • Lambkin
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    • You are very silly. I applaud thee. woo yay.
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    • Do you enjoy porn?
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  • Alfie
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    • Evil Hand Satanist!
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  • The Mighty Veitch Man
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    • Ban this sick filth now!
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  • ginmakesamanmean
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    • i like porn; it's the only time i get to see my mum nowadays...
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  • chthonic
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    • Frankly, I'm appalled. What is the world coming to? Think of the children.
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  • bovine
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    • Hang from the nearest yard arm and poke pointy points into his bottom...using much strength.
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  • Green Ribbed Rubber Rabbit of heavenly happiness
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    • It is filth such as this that has me up in arms holding my arms trying to arm the armies of righteousness. I will be writing to the warden to have this sick B3ta site banned forthright! Burble!
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  • Ijon
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    • I think he's gorgeous, does anyone have his phone number?
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  • Mystery Bob
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    • Don't just delete this - ban the whole site. I have seen them preaching Godless evolutionist theories and everthing.
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  • baz
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    • stick it up your arse
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  • chilledunit
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    • i read mizemma's comment as 'ban the penetrator of this sick filth' and thought it perfectly normal. i've already been corrupted!
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  • dangermouse
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    • BAN THIS SICK FILTH, 12 FINGERS IS ABSURD. STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE
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  • Bob Hoskins
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    • Ban the hand wig!
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  • Matt
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    • BAN THIS SICK FILTH!
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  • Andrew Asaff
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    • dastardly!
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  • Fabio
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    • Two tacos, please, and an order of Mexi-fries.
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  • Jip Hookhand
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    • Hot dang, boy.
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  • bob micheale
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    • You sad sad person, here come the people in the white coats... they are your friends
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  • SEE http://www.petitiononline.com/cofs1/petition.html
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    • SEE http://www.petitiononline.com/cofs1/petition.html
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  • mal
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    • wow, you have way too much time on your hands[pun intended] (enough to see this and think to count the fingers shown). this is not satanic, i've seen a male comic do the exact same skit on 'Just For Laughs' . So lighten up, turn on and turn up some KISS
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  • Raymond
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    • Kill all heathens. raymondgarcia510@hotmail.NOSPAM.com
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  • Madison
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    • Wow, I'm thinking someone has a little too much time on his hands. I've seen the same skit done many times before on TV and such. It's not satanic. It's just a coincidence.
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  • mathuseleh
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    • any petition going against da vinci code?
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  • Siobhan
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  • tom
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    • you, sir, are an idiot.
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  • Ian Paul
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    • Oh, this is hilarious! How many hours did you stay awake to think this one up? Really funny stuff. I love it!
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  • Heather
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    • this is sooo retarded... HAHA cute... finally got it after likkke.... 4 minutes.. ha...ha...
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  • Dr Ted Baehr
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    • The hand-wig sounds like a delightful masturbation aid!
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  • Jack Meoff
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    • What about the Penis-Wig?
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