With great efforts and ingenuity we came with this petition wich intends to ban french from existence for several obvious reasons:

1. french speak french
2. french eat cheese
3. france has more retards than any other country. proof is French Pred on IMDB Avp-R boards who is nearly all retards in france.
4. french took alsace and lorraine from the Third Reich. BASTARDS!
5. napoleon lost in russia. friggin idiot. hitler lost too, but napoleon sux and hitler rulz.
6. french doesnt like americans. comon everybody likes americans... fried.
7. french movies are FUBAR. sux bigtime. not even those in psychiatrical institutions.
8. God hates french. i speak in HIS name. i know what he thinks. he thinks that Obama and french sux and should be exterminated as he did with the jews.
9. france is one of the leading countries of European Union. they lead us to disaster.
10. frenchgirls should be all my whores if they are pretty.