Tell Crystal NO To The Animal Shelter!

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My girlfriend Crystal has this cat that isn't really her's, it's just some random cat from outside among 7 other cats like it. However this one cat is special enough for her to let it in her house and feed it. She calls it "outside cat". At first I had mad hate for this cat, afterall it was a damn freeloader! Then one night Crystal told me she gave chicken scraps to all her cats, except "outside cat". That pissed me off and I had a face turn for the cat, and I made Crystal give it chicken scraps. I have grown a bond to this cat.

A mixed hate/love relationship has been formed with "outside cat", whom I now named Douche. I made an agreement with Crystal that I would adopt Douche, but he'd stay at her place for the time being until I can get my own place, as my dad is allergic to cats. Today Crystal threatened to take Douche, among a few other of her "inside cats", to the animal shelter to give away. This made me mad. I LOVE DOUCHE! Please sign this petition to show Crystal that there is a lot of love in the world for Douche, and that I rightfully deserve the right to my little Douche.

SIGN THIS IF YOU WANT ME TO HAVE MY DOUCHE! SAY NO TO THE ANIMAL SHELTER!

38 Signatures

  • Wade Needham
    • Comments
    • SAVE DOUCHE! YOU CAN'T LET HIM SLIP AWAY FROM ME!
  • Dennis
    • Comments
    • LET HIM HAVE HIS DOUCHE!
  • MYLONG
    • Comments
    • come on crystal...DON'T KILL FLUFFY
  • Theo C
  • JoeGilligan
  • Mark
    • Comments
    • Don't kill the cats if you don't bring them to the shelter, but SAVE DOUCHE!
  • Andy
    • Comments
    • KEEP DOUCHE!!
  • MYLONG
    • Comments
    • come on crystal...DON'T KILL FLUFFY
  • adam hulahan
    • Comments
    • c'mon!!!!!
  • Donald
    • Comments
    • Keep the cat. It's good for your health
  • Matt
    • Comments
    • You Are A B***H Crystal
  • Annie
  • Missy the Dog
    • Comments
    • Ruff, Ruff! SAVE DOUCHE, ARF!
  • The Nacho Man
    • Comments
    • Oooh, NOOOO!!
  • chris sheldon
    • Comments
    • if she agreed to let you have the cat and keep it at her place then she is bound to that agreement and cant get rid of the cat. but i would find a place were you can have the cat asap
  • PJSAM
  • nathan cates
  • andrew
  • Danielle Bishop
    • Comments
    • This sounds like a joke....and you're my cousin and I know you so this may very well be a joke...But here you go anyway! lol You have my support to your Douche!
  • D Williams
  • Robin
  • Im not Kurt ANGLE!!
    • Comments
    • Im not kurt Angle!
  • Alex Hernandez
  • Bruce Adams
  • chris king
  • John
    • Comments
    • save douche
  • david
  • Emeril Hart
  • Phillip
    • Comments
    • Don't say I nhever had your back.... Crystal you need to stick to what you said. Get rid of the rest of the cats if you want but let his cat LIVE!!!!!!! w/you until he gets his place
  • nick meye
  • Matt 'Boonski' Taylor
    • Comments
    • Don't send it to an animal shelter! If you do and they don't find a home in a set ammount of time they kill it...
  • Michael
  • Eric Roe
  • Steve White
    • Comments
    • Just don't let it near me, I am allergic to cats! haha!
  • Wade
    • Comments
    • Douche died in February, he went missing in action and has never been seen again.
  • Dana
    • Comments
    • Do NOT give those cats to the animal shelter! That's sending them off to be murdered! Every pet needs a loving home! Let Douche stay and find homes for the others!
  • kathryn
  • Kathryn