Fox We Want To See The American Idol Cocoanut Lady Audition!
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To: ALL Fox and American Idol viewers And lovers of entertainment
You think the William Hung audition was funny? You think Reynaldo Lapuz was interesting and entertaining?
Well you havent seen DE COCOANUT LADY. She looked like a moving tropical jungle! Dressed in a bright red and other colors touristy flowered shirt, red and yellow tropical bandana, a brown Coconut hat with half a coconut shell on top of her head (wig), 2 bright red leis, a light green knitted skirt, stuffed derriere, pink sneakers, and red glasses with no lens, the outlandish, bizarre and colorful mysterious West Indian (Caribbean) Market Woman character, Cocoanut Lady landed a coveted spot in New York in front of American Idol judges Paula, Randy, Kara, and the object of her affection, Simon Cowell, for whom she belted out a 'Naughty' song. 'Every time I see your face Simon,' she said, I feel Naughty. Cocoanut Lady, aka Gertrude Fahie, says she dreams of having a child with Simon. 'I will name himCocoanut Cowell' she says.
As she enters and leaves the stage, she screams her famous saying Dis Is Cocoanut Laaaaaadyyyy!!!! Yeaaa!!! www.myspace.com/cocoanutlady
However, on January 29th 2009 at approximately 9PM FOX showed it's last audition for American Idol' 2009. The show was very entertaining lot of interesting characters, BUT NO COCOANUT LADY. American Idol shot lots of footage of her but yet excluded her wacky, exclusive performance! Not very talented, over-aged and desperate for fame, Cocoanut Lady was one if not the STRANGEST, weirdest and most colorful character ever to appear on 'American Idol' and over and over again declared herself the next American Idol.
'The showing of the Cocoanut Lady would be a nice triumph for West Indians and Caribbean people all over the world, even though she is a cutup and often a bit embarrassing.' says Abbey Kyat Cocoanut Lady's 'manager'. 'Being from the U.S. Virgin Islands, Cocoanut Lady represents Americans and West Indians alike. The West Indian community and others that know of Cocoanut Lady and those that love Caribbean culture are saddened by the exclusion.
Simon them made a big mistake. says Cocoanut Lady. No they made a Beefsteak by not putting me through to Hollywood because of me age, and by not showing me audition; Seems like I put on tree girdles for nothing. Hopefully theyll show it someday; but you know what? Ah still love me some Simon.
Tell Fox, American Idol, Fremantle and all the executives that be, that we would like to see the Cocoanut Lady's audition that she did for American Idol. We want our Cocoanut Lady! We Want Cocoanut Lady!
Please show Cocoanut Lady on American Idol!'
You think the William Hung audition was funny? You think Reynaldo Lapuz was interesting and entertaining?
Well you havent seen DE COCOANUT LADY. She looked like a moving tropical jungle! Dressed in a bright red and other colors touristy flowered shirt, red and yellow tropical bandana, a brown Coconut hat with half a coconut shell on top of her head (wig), 2 bright red leis, a light green knitted skirt, stuffed derriere, pink sneakers, and red glasses with no lens, the outlandish, bizarre and colorful mysterious West Indian (Caribbean) Market Woman character, Cocoanut Lady landed a coveted spot in New York in front of American Idol judges Paula, Randy, Kara, and the object of her affection, Simon Cowell, for whom she belted out a 'Naughty' song. 'Every time I see your face Simon,' she said, I feel Naughty. Cocoanut Lady, aka Gertrude Fahie, says she dreams of having a child with Simon. 'I will name himCocoanut Cowell' she says.
As she enters and leaves the stage, she screams her famous saying Dis Is Cocoanut Laaaaaadyyyy!!!! Yeaaa!!! www.myspace.com/cocoanutlady
However, on January 29th 2009 at approximately 9PM FOX showed it's last audition for American Idol' 2009. The show was very entertaining lot of interesting characters, BUT NO COCOANUT LADY. American Idol shot lots of footage of her but yet excluded her wacky, exclusive performance! Not very talented, over-aged and desperate for fame, Cocoanut Lady was one if not the STRANGEST, weirdest and most colorful character ever to appear on 'American Idol' and over and over again declared herself the next American Idol.
'The showing of the Cocoanut Lady would be a nice triumph for West Indians and Caribbean people all over the world, even though she is a cutup and often a bit embarrassing.' says Abbey Kyat Cocoanut Lady's 'manager'. 'Being from the U.S. Virgin Islands, Cocoanut Lady represents Americans and West Indians alike. The West Indian community and others that know of Cocoanut Lady and those that love Caribbean culture are saddened by the exclusion.
Simon them made a big mistake. says Cocoanut Lady. No they made a Beefsteak by not putting me through to Hollywood because of me age, and by not showing me audition; Seems like I put on tree girdles for nothing. Hopefully theyll show it someday; but you know what? Ah still love me some Simon.
Tell Fox, American Idol, Fremantle and all the executives that be, that we would like to see the Cocoanut Lady's audition that she did for American Idol. We want our Cocoanut Lady! We Want Cocoanut Lady!
Please show Cocoanut Lady on American Idol!'
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Beatrice Williams
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- Plese show this audition
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Beatrice Williams
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- Plese show this audition
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karen thomas
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Sellaci Dawson
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- Put her on!!
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Amelia Dawson
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- It would be nice to have "Abbey Kyat" her manager, sing for American Idol (special performance)
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Janet Gregory
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- She is very funny & entertaining - much more that some of the other contestants.
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Patricia Ferrara
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T. Rose
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- Please air the Cocoanut Lady!!!
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merv Johnson
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- I saw this woman at a show in Virginia and she was hilarious!!! I saw a quick glimpse her during the American Idol tryout. I was hoping to see more.
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Kathy Lavender
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- we want the Cocoanut Lady!!!!!
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Debra Wilson
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- Is this a prejudicial act against the Caribbean culture which is a combination African Culutre and the Colonial Giants (England, France, Spain, etc.)? Shame on you FOX. In this day, culture needs to be embrassed. I guess if Coconut Lady performed songs with violence, Fox would have found an audience to show. Good Luck to companies like you who are ruin the future of the country, and not uplifting with positive messages. Go Coconut Lady.
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Kelly Wilson
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- Please show us the audition! She's a riot!!!
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Dexter Freeman
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Nikki Fiorella
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- We want to see the audition!!!
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Leon
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- Put it on?
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Leon
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- Put it on!!!
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Martain O'Donell
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- Show the Cocoanut Lady!!
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Josh May
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- Cocoanut Lady is awesome!!! SHOW IT
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Lady Cham
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- We need to see Cocoanut Lady on the Wackiest Auditions!!
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Lydia Popova
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B. Mack
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- I want to see coca-nut laaaaady!
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CIsaac
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- I want to see Cocoanut Lady's audition on American Idol
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Dawn
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- I think Simon is gorgeous, but so arrogant!
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Abby Mills
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claudette
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Keith Reynolds
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- Give her a Chance!
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James Sterling
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- I am not a regular viewer of American Idol but would definately watch and have all my friends watch if you showed the Cocoanut Lady Audition
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Julia Norton
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- Show the Cocoanut Lady Audition, because we need more culture and fun in our lives.
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Tamicks Dennehy
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- В
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pandora
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Anthony Randall
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- Go Abbey
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Phyllis Thompson
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- I was dissapointed that coconat lady was not aired
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Geraldine Lee
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- please put her on
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Marie Foreman
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- would love to see this lady!!!!!!
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Professor
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- Please show de Coconut Lady. We love her, even if she can't spell!
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Kim Dawson
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Kim Dawson
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angiela faltz
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hendrik sievert
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- cocoanut lady is great
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Rich Brown
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- I wanna see the Coconut lady
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Lisa
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- please give Coconut Lady her wish, show her audition
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JENIFER JENNETT
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- COCOANUT LADY TO BE SHOWN
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Lj ugarte
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- extreamly talented and very oringinal as well as funny give her a chance
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David A Norton
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- SHOW COCOANUT LADY
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jomo pemberton
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m dawson
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Ripper
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- GO COCONUT LADY!!!!!
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akilah ferrance "westindian empress"
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keke
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- i wan see cocoanut lady
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Winnika Phillip
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- WE WANT TO SEE THE COCOANUT LADY FROM THE VI PUT HER AUDITION ON AIRSTOP BEING IDOITS!!!!!
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