Keep Manny in Boston

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I, as a member of Red Sox Nation, firmly believe that it is in the best interest of the Boston Red Sox to retain the contractual services of one left-fielder Manuel Aristides Ramirez (aka Manny.)

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  • Seth Granberg
    • What would you do to keep Manny in Boston? Be creative, but please, KEEP IT CLEAN. Offensive and inappropriate comments will be deleted, as well as your signature on the petition.
    • I will wash your car(s) every weekend that you are a member of the Boston Red Sox. (Limit: 5 cars.)
  • Jeff Guinee
    • What would you do to keep Manny in Boston? Be creative, but please, KEEP IT CLEAN. Offensive and inappropriate comments will be deleted, as well as your signature on the petition.
    • I will defend you to anyone who gets hot and bothered by the sight of you jogging to first base.
  • Shannon Magee
  • Andy McCarthy
    • What would you do to keep Manny in Boston? Be creative, but please, KEEP IT CLEAN. Offensive and inappropriate comments will be deleted, as well as your signature on the petition.
    • I would seriously think about converting to a religious organization so that I could pray to something higher to keep Manny
  • peter linnane
    • What would you do to keep Manny in Boston? Be creative, but please, KEEP IT CLEAN. Offensive and inappropriate comments will be deleted, as well as your signature on the petition.
    • gift certificate to fancy eats
  • Anne Harrison
    • What would you do to keep Manny in Boston? Be creative, but please, KEEP IT CLEAN. Offensive and inappropriate comments will be deleted, as well as your signature on the petition.
    • anything!!
  • Chris Linnane
    • What would you do to keep Manny in Boston? Be creative, but please, KEEP IT CLEAN. Offensive and inappropriate comments will be deleted, as well as your signature on the petition.
    • Yes, keep him until his contract is up.
  • Ed Cassella
    • What would you do to keep Manny in Boston? Be creative, but please, KEEP IT CLEAN. Offensive and inappropriate comments will be deleted, as well as your signature on the petition.
    • I love the unintentional comedy show that is Manny
  • jennifer dellorusso
  • Bev OMaley
    • What would you do to keep Manny in Boston? Be creative, but please, KEEP IT CLEAN. Offensive and inappropriate comments will be deleted, as well as your signature on the petition.
    • I'll keep his fridge full of Yoohoo
  • Tucker Walsh
    • What would you do to keep Manny in Boston? Be creative, but please, KEEP IT CLEAN. Offensive and inappropriate comments will be deleted, as well as your signature on the petition.
    • stop punks from mobbing and jumping on his car outside Fenway (saw this twice)
  • matt tighe
    • What would you do to keep Manny in Boston? Be creative, but please, KEEP IT CLEAN. Offensive and inappropriate comments will be deleted, as well as your signature on the petition.
    • anything
  • Val Vallancourt
  • Mark Puzella
  • Diane Cardinale
  • Todd Dickerson
    • What would you do to keep Manny in Boston? Be creative, but please, KEEP IT CLEAN. Offensive and inappropriate comments will be deleted, as well as your signature on the petition.
    • Drive him to the games.
  • Andrew Hally
    • What would you do to keep Manny in Boston? Be creative, but please, KEEP IT CLEAN. Offensive and inappropriate comments will be deleted, as well as your signature on the petition.
    • help install a new urinal inside the Green Monster
  • Patrick Lynn
    • What would you do to keep Manny in Boston? Be creative, but please, KEEP IT CLEAN. Offensive and inappropriate comments will be deleted, as well as your signature on the petition.
    • I'd actually start paying for my tickets to Fenway games.
  • Kevin Cassidy
    • What would you do to keep Manny in Boston? Be creative, but please, KEEP IT CLEAN. Offensive and inappropriate comments will be deleted, as well as your signature on the petition.
    • В
  • Daniel Dubois
  • Kevin Cassidy
    • What would you do to keep Manny in Boston? Be creative, but please, KEEP IT CLEAN. Offensive and inappropriate comments will be deleted, as well as your signature on the petition.
    • В
  • Kenny Thibeault
  • Dave O'Connor
  • Rick Arnaud
    • What would you do to keep Manny in Boston? Be creative, but please, KEEP IT CLEAN. Offensive and inappropriate comments will be deleted, as well as your signature on the petition.
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  • Bill Linnane
    • What would you do to keep Manny in Boston? Be creative, but please, KEEP IT CLEAN. Offensive and inappropriate comments will be deleted, as well as your signature on the petition.
    • I would saddle soap his glove free for the whole year
  • Cara Albanese
    • What would you do to keep Manny in Boston? Be creative, but please, KEEP IT CLEAN. Offensive and inappropriate comments will be deleted, as well as your signature on the petition.
    • I would keep the inside of the Monster scoreboard stocked with refreshements for you, for during your mid-inning breaks.
  • Meghan Gallagher
  • Steve Homer
    • What would you do to keep Manny in Boston? Be creative, but please, KEEP IT CLEAN. Offensive and inappropriate comments will be deleted, as well as your signature on the petition.
    • To avoid the public contact that Manny doesn't care for, I'd build a dome over Boston Common and give Manny the only key.
  • Joe Stasio
  • Dan Styklunas
    • What would you do to keep Manny in Boston? Be creative, but please, KEEP IT CLEAN. Offensive and inappropriate comments will be deleted, as well as your signature on the petition.
    • Keep paying $40 for a grandstand seat!
  • Nick Solis
    • What would you do to keep Manny in Boston? Be creative, but please, KEEP IT CLEAN. Offensive and inappropriate comments will be deleted, as well as your signature on the petition.
    • I would vote for JEB Bush in 2008.
  • Eric
    • What would you do to keep Manny in Boston? Be creative, but please, KEEP IT CLEAN. Offensive and inappropriate comments will be deleted, as well as your signature on the petition.
    • Ortiz numbers will decline in his absense!!
  • Jillian Webster
    • What would you do to keep Manny in Boston? Be creative, but please, KEEP IT CLEAN. Offensive and inappropriate comments will be deleted, as well as your signature on the petition.
    • Drink water from the Charles River
  • Erin Michael
  • Tracxy Webster
    • What would you do to keep Manny in Boston? Be creative, but please, KEEP IT CLEAN. Offensive and inappropriate comments will be deleted, as well as your signature on the petition.
    • have my daughter sleep at Johnny's house
  • James K Vitale
  • Carolyn Puzella
  • Andy Rafter
    • What would you do to keep Manny in Boston? Be creative, but please, KEEP IT CLEAN. Offensive and inappropriate comments will be deleted, as well as your signature on the petition.
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  • Andy Rafter
    • What would you do to keep Manny in Boston? Be creative, but please, KEEP IT CLEAN. Offensive and inappropriate comments will be deleted, as well as your signature on the petition.
    • В
  • Lisa Altobelli
  • Kristen Cassidy
  • Leo Connolly
    • What would you do to keep Manny in Boston? Be creative, but please, KEEP IT CLEAN. Offensive and inappropriate comments will be deleted, as well as your signature on the petition.
    • Fire Lucchino and Shaughnessy
  • Gautam Chhada
    • What would you do to keep Manny in Boston? Be creative, but please, KEEP IT CLEAN. Offensive and inappropriate comments will be deleted, as well as your signature on the petition.
    • cuz he's manny
  • Alicia Guinee
  • Sachiko Yamaguchi
    • What would you do to keep Manny in Boston? Be creative, but please, KEEP IT CLEAN. Offensive and inappropriate comments will be deleted, as well as your signature on the petition.
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  • christine guinee
    • What would you do to keep Manny in Boston? Be creative, but please, KEEP IT CLEAN. Offensive and inappropriate comments will be deleted, as well as your signature on the petition.
    • В
  • Chris Brandt
    • What would you do to keep Manny in Boston? Be creative, but please, KEEP IT CLEAN. Offensive and inappropriate comments will be deleted, as well as your signature on the petition.
    • В
  • Michelle Cassidy
  • Pam Koretz
  • Chris Giallongo
    • What would you do to keep Manny in Boston? Be creative, but please, KEEP IT CLEAN. Offensive and inappropriate comments will be deleted, as well as your signature on the petition.
    • Whatever it takes