Marley Donel's Reinstatement

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Let it be known that this online petition is to voice our displeasure over the fact that Marley Donel, trusted friend and companion, has been banned from the offices of PyperPaul+Kenney for her recent urinary indiscretion. Further, the signers of this petition demand that Marley Donel's status as office mascot and afternoon visitor be reinstated, and we in turn, will solemnly vow to help her in any way we can with her urinary needs. This executed on this day of our Lord, June 11th, 2008. Thank you.

61 Signatures

  • Larney
  • Thomas Peacock
    • Comments
    • Please, for the love of God. Bring her back.
  • this is the gayest thing i've ever seen
    • Comments
    • see 'name'
  • ginger
    • Comments
    • haha...well said! marley misses us all.
  • kris gregoire
    • Comments
    • we work for the ASPCA!!! this goes against all we should strive for.... let the beast roam once more.
  • sean
    • Comments
    • what the hell?
  • Jose Marrero
    • Comments
    • poor puppy!
  • Eli
    • Comments
    • I expected better.
  • Giuseppe Gruch-haaz
    • Comments
    • Wipe it up!
  • Paul
    • Comments
    • Get her a zip lock bag for Christ's sake!
  • Dan
    • Comments
    • Until Marley comes back, I'm going to pour one out for her every day. Power to the people!
  • Lara Mann
    • Comments
    • В
  • Nancy Gumula
    • Comments
    • Unbelieveable, and I thought puppy mills were bad
  • Karen
    • Comments
    • Anything for you Danielle
  • Lindsay Marano
    • Comments
    • I don't even like dogs, but this is outrageous.
  • Jeff Hampton
    • Comments
    • Bring her back. Just take a look at those big, sad puppy eyes.
  • Z-Toke
    • Comments
    • Save Gizmo!!!
  • Michael Schillig
    • Comments
    • Marley is an inspirational mascot and a great partner to concept with. Really, that dog is one great thinker. I think the urine was her way of saying that she didn't agree with the concept. However, she promises not to revert to such means in the future.
  • Chief George
    • Comments
    • Long Live Gizmo
  • P. Stayn
    • Comments
    • it was an accident for christ sake.
  • Dustin Tamilio
    • Comments
    • The ban is crap.
  • Marley
    • Comments
    • i didn't mean to! im sorry.
  • Melissa Cooney
  • Ashley
  • Melissa Faulkner
    • Comments
    • I think Marley is a wonderful dog that has a wonderful Mom! I hope this problem at the workplace can be resolved, because seriously who doesnt love dogs at work? They are only like the sweetest beings EVER.
  • Megan
    • Comments
    • I totally agree
  • Kaitlyn Faulkner
    • Comments
    • I think this is so sad, and i think they should let her back.
  • Billy Badass
    • Comments
    • Dogs rule! And Ginger is okay too.
  • Shannon H.
    • Comments
    • Poor Marley...
  • Jason Sowell
  • Kerrie Cassell
  • Mitch Damn Segall
    • Comments
    • it's like, i mean, know what i'm sayin?
  • Baily Hancock Broomell
    • Comments
    • It's just a little puppy pee!
  • san nguyen
    • Comments
    • ;]
  • Traci
    • Comments
    • poor, poor puppy.
  • Chanse Chanthalansy
  • Jarrod Brodsky
    • Comments
    • Every dog makes mistakes!
  • Steve Irwin
    • Comments
    • It's piss damn it...just wipe it up!
  • Aleksandr Volovetski
    • Comments
    • Marley Donel is a friend of ours and should be treated with respect
  • Felipe
    • Comments
    • Give her a second chance!
  • Frank the Tank
    • Comments
    • who could be so cruel? i mean really....
  • Big Daddy
    • Comments
    • long live marley!
  • Sara H.
    • Comments
    • sick and inhumane.
  • J
    • Comments
    • can't we all just get a long!
  • Aaron Ford
    • Comments
    • This should be a "three strikes" type of thing, not an immediate excommunication of canine from premises. For Shame....
  • Turd Ferguson
    • Comments
    • lil urine never hurt no one
  • Peter Ribly
    • Comments
    • I know exactly what you are going through. godspeed
  • Carmen Cash
  • Sarah
    • Comments
    • I miss the puppy!!
  • randy chambers