Canadian Hockey Fans United Against Pierre McGuire

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We the people of Canada demand higher standards for the colour commentary of our national sport. Pierre McGuire has raised the ire of Canadians across the country. We recognize that Pierre McGuire continuously speaks about the game of hockey as though he were the chap who first came upon a frozen mottle of cow business and decided to whack it around with some wood. Sure, we can all put aside his regal 93-94 season in which he took the helm as interim coach of the Carolina Hurriances. In that season he shone his glorious omnipotent beam of hockey knowledge upon the dark skies of the carolina tarfields, leading them to a 23-37-7 rcord. While he may always be able to hold this accomplishment over the head of anyone who questions his rink prowess, it does not stop us the people from standing up to this little man. His constant browbeating analysis of the minutiae of every mistake during every second of the entire game amounts to nothing more than an auditory garbagecan. Furthermore, the constant repeating of the same points over and over ad nauseum, have left many of us nauseous before the end of the 1st.
We wish to ask Pierre McGuire to reaize that his falsely inflated hockey ego has reached epic proportions and that he must step down in order to keep the integrity in the game.

1410 Signatures

  • Freddy Fox
  • Kyle Klages
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    • He's brutal, get Gary Greene back for crying out loud.
  • Joanna
    • Comments
    • While you're at it, get rid of RAUTER!
  • Darth Vader
    • Comments
    • You make my sabre go limp
  • Jason
  • Henry Racio
    • Comments
    • Too emotional, not very insighful
  • Ryan Topping
  • Jake Wallwork
    • Comments
    • Pierre needs to quiet down, every time i watch hockey i get a headache
  • moeman
    • Comments
    • magwire sucks, simple as dat
  • Ray Dares
  • Jason Jones
    • Comments
    • Pierre is a moron, who has been wrong on numerous occasions but yet never admits to it... How many "books on Huet" is there Pierre old buddy? Looks like NHLers can't read if that is true...
  • A_d
  • Craig Brown
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    • I almost wished the USA Canada game today was on an American station so I didn't have to listen to him colour commentate.
  • Jasper Usselman
    • Comments
    • if i hear another 'he's special' comment, i'm gonna find a 'special' tree, and drive my 'special' car into it creating a 'special' scene
  • Fire Mcguire
    • Comments
    • WHAMMO
  • Peter Rutherford
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    • It takes a big man to say "I was WRONG". Unfortunately Mr. McGuire lacks the moral certitude that would enable him to utter those words.
  • Pete Smallwood
  • Joe Nix
    • Comments
    • egocentric ignoramus, unbearable to hear
  • Morgan
    • Comments
    • I have actually started my own petition a while ago to get rid of Q-ball. My petition is the "Fire Pierre Maguire Petition". If you sign this one, please sign mine as well, I now have 234 signatures. Here's the link: http://www.petitiononline.com/pierrem/petition.html
  • J-P Giroux
  • Frank R
    • Comments
    • I have felt this way for a long time. Glad someone put together this petition
  • Matthew Riege
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    • Why doesn't he have sex with Phaneuf already?!!
  • Phil
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    • Enough is enough, Pierre has to go!
  • Steve Parker
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    • AGREED!!!!!!!!
  • Bubby Jackson
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    • He looks like a bobble head when he is talking to someone!
  • Darren Cooper
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    • Pierre McGuire is a Pedophile - He has been in love with Sidney Crosby & Dion Phaneuf since they were both in diapers
  • Tyler Grose
  • rob martin
    • Comments
    • he is brutal, i wont watch a game on tsn because of it
  • Andrew Davis
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    • Pierre Sucks
  • Stephen Cochrane
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    • it would be a monster play if they gave him the boot.
  • Tim Kunz
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    • Pierre, is just terrible at his job... simple as that
  • Ryan Webb
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    • Amen brother
  • Brodie Miller
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    • mcguire is terrible! he is king at one thing though... king of the replay..wait, 'POINTLESS REPLAY'...a goal doesnt occur from something such as a faceoff win 5 minutes earlier.
  • B.J. Kirk
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    • colt 45
  • Andrew D'Alfonso
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    • Will never watch a hockey game, ever on TSN... until hes gone!
  • jerry
  • Jon Brunetti
  • Ben Emino
    • Comments
    • TSN is the best sports channel going...even better if Pierre McGuires Ass is gone
  • jesse theriault
    • Comments
    • i hate that guy
  • John Pilat
  • Marc De Leeuw
  • Biff Scooter
    • Comments
    • Plus he is a peanuthead
  • jag bining
    • Comments
    • he pisses me off
  • jason
    • Comments
    • Please get Pierre Mcguire of TSN
  • Barry
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    • Omg, it's ridiculous that this man holds a job with tsn. It honestly makes me want to avoid tsn altogether and stick with sportsnet...He is loud, annoying and basically represents everything that says american ignorance in hockey....yet he's canadian....and the sell out does nbc games to....get rid of him or you are losing another viewer..word to the wise...great broadcasters don't get petitions to get rid of them started
  • Steven Grady
  • Nick Vander Veen
  • James Lee
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    • I hate Pierre McGuire
  • Sean MacDonald
  • Matt Stone
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    • Pierre was a bad coach, and a bad analyst