Petition To Ban Cloning Animals, Especially The Montauk Monster

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We, the undersigned, have learned about the evils that scientists are using to create new creatures such as that Montauk Monster creature.

In particular, evolutionary scientists are taking kindly to a new technique where they use advanced science labs to mix up animal dna to create genetic clone monstrosities that are abominations to life itself.

To date we know they have created that Montauk Monster demaon and are very, very scared. We don't want to see or be killed dead by Eagle-lion imps or Shark-cheetah demons neither, so we demand an end to all this cloning animal together nonsense now.

We demand the scientists out in the Borneo island to apologize for making this stuff, promise to not make these scary creatures no more and then all agree to burn their liberal labs to the ground.

9 Signatures

  • Abe
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    • We must put a stop to this evil monster cloning.
  • Jimmy
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    • THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU SAY IT IS; I agree to ban bad cloning/monster creation (other than in lab)...BUT THIS IS NOT THAT.
  • Kate
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    • I just read an article about this and now I'm very terrified now. I have a family and do not want them getting attacked by these loose Montauk Monsters or whatever other eewss, I'm just so upset right now. If you guys are really cloning together flying eagle-sharks and swimming cheetas like they reported on ChristWire, you need to just stop. Just because you can do something in science does not mean you should . We have famillies and enough things to be worried about than getting attacked by these...beasts you scientists are just letting run loose. I am happy to sign this petition and hope in your hears you see that your lab works are not right or moral. Please stop what you're doing. Thank you. -Kate, MA
  • Tyson
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    • This NEEDS TO STOP!
  • Brother Adam
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    • All the more reason why we should stop funding science and use the extra money for faith-based programs, which is all we really need.
  • scientist
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    • how can you even believe a fairy tale like this? why would and scientist ever want to put us, the people into danger? without us, they wouldn't been able to work at all, and I know that most of them realize that.
  • Euro Achttausend
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    • Please save Jesus!
  • David SMD-Fox
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    • I r mont4uk m0nst3r l0l?
  • Astrella Kurosaki-san