End Teh Useless Stuff On Teh IntArdw3b

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Are you tired of these boring, pathetic online petitions? Do you want them to stop but don't have time for one of those pesky, hippie treehugger style protests? I mean, getting your ass beaten down by the police for wanting to stop somehting would be a major hassle, right? So you chose the lesser of the two evils...use the system to do it's dirty work for you. That's right, from the comfort of your chair that your giant butt is in right now, you can help to stamp out the worthless blot on our society known as "Online Petitions". Yep..They're about as useful as tits on a boar hog. A warranty on a GM vehicle. The Tornado. Psychics.

Do yourself a favor & don't bother signing this petitio

36 Signatures

  • daisy
    • Comments
    • Petitions are dumb. Down with the Man.
  • a
    • Comments
    • a!
  • Bleh
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    • FOOKIN' A!
  • Wang
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    • LIGHTNING KILLS PEOPLE!
  • Bob Dole
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    • End now
  • Big motor guy
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    • LIGHTNING KNOCKS DOWN TREES!
  • Robert Aitchison
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    • I'm signing it even though I know it won't do any good :D
  • JeT Li
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    • Wow a way to STOP "ONLINE PETITIONS" by doing a ONLINE PETITION
  • JP Scott
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    • hah
  • Earl Merz
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    • Finally, a way to stop these pesky petitions. Preach on bro.
  • 99FBPSi
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    • w00t!!1
  • mattyb
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    • stop them
  • EoN C
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    • BWAH HA HA HA
  • Ugleeval Liant
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    • And after we when this battle, lets go after women's sufferage next! But how are we going to get a petition?
  • SDZ
    • Comments
    • Best to stop Petitions before it is too late!
  • Randy
    • Comments
    • STFU!
  • barf
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    • destroy the evil!
  • HoggDogg
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    • Up with hope! Down with dope!
  • kam
    • Comments
    • yeah
  • mcg
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    • end them!
  • Ken Addison Sr.
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    • stop the madness
  • Sam Oldak
    • Comments
    • yay
  • Lautec
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    • YEAH!!1! DOWN WIT DA LAW!!!1!!!11 *chugs moonshine*
  • Plastic Buttman
    • Comments
    • Burn the heretics!
  • I Love Big Knockers
    • Comments
    • Really big ones, with perky nipples.
  • Kevin Hahn
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    • online petitions are only good for a pathetic minority to voice their opinion and make it look signifigant, d'oh.
  • BoarTitLover
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    • Hey, I fully support the move to end all online petitions. Incidentally, I also love tits on a boar hog. Nice firm boar hog tits. Yeah. Call me sick if you will. I also have three Tornados installed in series on my Chevy Chevette, which I've had in for warranty service 27 times this year.
  • Leftyliebowitz
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    • The sky is blue, and all the leaves are green. My heart's as full as a baked potato. I think you know exactly what I mean, when I say it's a shpoidonkle day.
  • devin
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    • poop
  • steve
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    • haha
  • God
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    • online petitions are gay
  • nate
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    • yeah csi ownz
  • nick
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    • damn petitioners
  • JohnMc
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    • Now this is an online petition I can really support!!!
  • BigArmsClub
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    • Side Note: We should petition people who petition against petitioning petitions.
  • Jebediah
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    • Love it!