Petition against petitions

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This is a petition against petitions. Specifically, the "petitions" on facebook.
Nobody freaking cares or pays attention to ANY of the facebook groups that are a "petition."
They don't do anything, they never have, they never will.
If you want to make a difference, go outside and fart. You'll do more than if you join my group on facebook or sign this.

6 Signatures

  • David Mosteller
    • Comments
    • This will work. I know it will.
  • Scott Eddie
    • Comments
    • We must stop this heinous misuse of time before it's too late!
  • Dan Druk
    • Comments
    • I fixed the heat of vaporization of silver on Wikipedia
  • J Fossum
  • John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
    • Comments
    • Whenever I go out, people always shout, "There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt dadadadada!" Its so annoying. Please stop, its almost as annoying as petition groups on facebook but not quite.
  • sex dingleberry
    • Comments
    • this petition against petitions will petition a petition that will cause petitions to have no petition even when petitioning to petition.