Dear Jack Thompson,

We believe that you are a waste of space in this world, with your only reason to live to keep attacking video games. It is clear that you are crazy (with the political campaign against Janet Reno, giving her piece of paper and demanding she chooses an answer a PERFECT example) and deserve at the minimum a place in a mental asylum with a video tape of Saw V (as it will at least take a few months for this petition to take affect, and by then Saw V shall be released) playing constantly until you realise that films are no different than video games. We have tried to reason with you, but it seems that the only way to get through to you is violence (but then again, what other methods get through to Jack Thompson?).

We expect a responce by sometime in 2009.

And Mr. Thompson...This is not a death threat like that buddy icon, do not worry. It is a simple request.