We the undersigned, respectfully request that Uwe Boll continue making craptastically cheesy films. Particularly of the video game genre.

We enjoy his "interestingly" entertaining escapes from the overly serious, exceptionally dramatic, and otherwise way to artistic films of modern times.
In an era where everything has to have subtext, symbolisms, and require way to much thought process, Uwe Bolls films have brought us the ability to just sit back, relax, and laugh at something so awefull its great.