Patrick Stump Sideburn Reinstatement

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    Patrick Vaughn Stump
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We, the undersigned, are unhappy with your sporadic shaving and the resulting disappearance of your sideburns. This is visually displeasing to us and we find it preferable that your trademark sideburns are always in place, so as to continuously warm our hearts and spirits. Please grow back your sideburns and only trim when necessary so as to maximize your sexiness.

245 Signatures

  • Jessica
  • Ally White
    • Comments
    • I am partially responsible for this petition, and I agree with it. Grow the facial hair back please?
  • Dominique
    • Comments
    • GO STUMP CHOPS!
  • Nicole Haas
    • Comments
    • Because he looks better with sideburns than without them, no doubt.
  • jennifer Grupico
  • christy santos
    • Comments
    • while you're sexy without them, mr. stump, you're absolutely irresistable with the classic sideburns. i'd go so far as to say that the fate of humanity hinges strongly on your facial hair. in fact, your sideburns disappeared and weather phenomena have been freaking out large chunks of the country. save the sideburns, and save california from the coldest winter of our time.
  • Shannon
    • Comments
    • YES
  • Rachael
    • Comments
    • Man he's fine!
  • emily
    • Comments
    • LONG LIVE THE SIDEBURNS
  • Chelsea Freestone
    • Comments
    • I miss them :'(
  • gloria morales
    • Comments
    • grow them back
  • Elizabeth
    • Comments
    • Please bring them back!!!! :(
  • Patricia Jazzo
    • Comments
    • I think you look lovely with sideburns. Its like a trademark of yours, along with your thick glasses and cute hats.
  • Shindana Hendley
    • Comments
    • The sideburns were his trademark
  • Kayla
    • Comments
    • i was very dissapointed watch fobl on fuse. the sideburns are my favorte part of your band. =]
  • Steph
  • Chibi-Sama
    • Comments
    • This is more of a suggestion than a demand, angel, so don't take it too seriously.
  • Cassidy
  • dalia
  • Breanne N
    • Comments
    • i miss them =[
  • Alexander William Gaskarth
    • Comments
    • Stop shaving now. Please :(
  • Ashleigh
  • Abbie R
    • Comments
    • sideburns nao plz. kthnx
  • Chloe Hutton
    • Comments
    • its just better for humanity
  • lalalaallick
  • Brittany
    • Comments
    • bring 'em back p stump!
  • Kel
    • Comments
    • Muttonchops, ftw
  • Adriana
    • Comments
    • I agree, but Patrick is cute with or without them
  • shelbi
    • Comments
    • yeah! lol :)
  • skyrock
    • Comments
    • You should SO bring the mutton chops back :]
  • Olivia
  • lexi
    • Comments
    • please bring them backkkk!!!
  • Melanie Rae
    • Comments
    • moar sideburnz pls
  • ina
    • Comments
    • grow your sideburns back mr. stump. if joe's afro becomes evil, no one will battle it. or him
  • sharina
  • Michelle
    • Comments
    • With or without them ,He's still going to be same old patrick.But he pulled them off so well. :)
  • marguerite castaneda
    • Comments
    • bring back the "burnzzz".
  • Pete wentz
    • Comments
    • they keep me warm at night
  • dialexic
    • Comments
    • pretty please?
  • Melissa (Vaughn) Ruttencutter
    • Comments
    • PATRICK NOOOOOOO! NOT THE SIDEBURNS!!!! : ] (3333 FoBs 4 lIfE mAaAaAaN!!!
  • Anna
  • Valerie
  • kate
    • Comments
    • fobr
  • Jules
  • Aisling Grey
    • Comments
    • ZOMG IL TEH SIDEBURNES DEY SEW HOTTTT
  • Michael
    • Comments
    • Bare cheeks are for the weak.
  • Lisa
  • Jaymie
    • Comments
    • WE MISS THEMM :(
  • Bri
  • Carolina
    • Comments
    • PLEASE! :(