Rab's Red Ring

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Mr Rab Florence's Xbox 360 has suffered at the hands of the "red ring of death". His console will take six weeks or so to repair. As he co-presents the BBC's VideoGaiden show (http://www.bbc.co.uk/videogaiden/) and the internet's Consolevania (http://www.consolevania.com), he needs his Xbox 360 back sooner than this to review Grand Theft Auto 4, which comes out in a wee while. Which we all know isn't subject to a 5 minute install on your console, and will have all sorts of lovely exclusive downloadable content. Kiss kiss!

Could you please look into your complex and collaborative corporate heart, and give poor Rab a chance; allow him to play the game on the day of release, and get his Xbox 360 replaced or repaired sharpish.

DO IT FOR THE CHILDREN. Thanks for reading.

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  • Kai Holmstrom
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    • Do it for baby-faced gamers the world over.
  • rob
    • Comments
    • everyone's red ring makes me sad
  • Alasdair Mitchell
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    • The fans of Consolevania need to hear Rabs opinion on GTAIV before we can purchase it for our own XBOX 360s and so ensuring a fast turnaround or replacement for this mans console will increase the sales figures ten fold. I strongly advise it Microsoft
  • Jimmy Hill
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    • Dear god! Please sort oot rabs red ring... his wean needs her 360 back or she'll no eat her toast!
  • Ben
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    • Consolevania and VG have actually changed my life, they are hilarious and Rab & Ryan are probably the funniest people on the net. Don't let Rab go without a 360.
  • Damo
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    • Make rabs ring go green again
  • Mr. Cordiner
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    • You can ease the suffering of Rab's Red Ring, Microsoft. You can do it.
  • Rab Florence
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    • I've never felt so strongly about a petition in my life.
  • Kinketsu
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    • Make it right, Microsoft. Fix that ring. Kiss it better.
  • Navaha
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    • I banish the Red Rings of Death to the Realms of Oblivion! ...Or some such.
  • Gerard Boyle
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    • Help our Rab! In the name of all that is good and holy, HELP OUR RAB!!!!
  • Bob Monkhouse
  • deadmenspointyboots
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    • Because some things are just plain wrong.
  • General M Bison
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    • For you, the day Rab's Xbox red-ringed was the most important day in your lives. For me, it was Tuesday...
  • Ariel
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    • tis a tragedy
  • Catherine Daugherty
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    • Do the right thing ;o)
  • Ian Colbourne
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    • Come on Microsoft, you gave me the finger (I'm getting mine fixed privately, screw your warranty) but please think of Rab. Think of his dejected face on the morning of GTA4 launch day, watching with tears in his innocent eyes as all the kids skip by with their copies of GTA4. Do it. If not for Rab, but for his wee girl. Imagine what it'll be like for Rab to tell her, a few years on, that he was unable to play GTA on launch. IT'LL RIP HIS FAMILY APART!
  • JOHNMC11
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    • THINK OF THE CHILDREN
  • Jan Bojaryn
  • James Avery
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    • THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
  • Sean Talbot
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    • Save us.
  • Paul Cosgrove
  • Michael Robinson
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    • Give this man a 360 right now.
  • Ronan Keating
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    • Hey Microsoft you can't hide from Justice
  • YouWish8
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    • FUUCK, FIXX IT YA DICKS
  • mrpedrito
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    • do mine while yer at it!
  • Derek Williams
  • lobster johnson
  • Graeme Littlejohn
  • James Patrick Bowden
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    • Rab needs his GTA IV!
  • Mr M A Nimmo
    • Comments
    • He must not suffer in silence
  • Gisle Haukelidsжter
    • Comments
    • Please, think of the children. Please.
  • Matt Lodge
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    • Please Dracula, use your healing hands and fix Rabs Red Ring
  • Nathan Byrne
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    • GTA4 morning has to be saved!
  • Kevin Fullerton
  • famicomuser
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    • outrage, this should have been sorted weeks ago!
  • Stewart Guy
  • Paul Doonan
  • Daryl Morris
    • Comments
    • TEAM!
  • Michael McLaughlin
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    • В
  • PAINPAINPAIN
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    • For the love of god and all that is HOLY, someone deliver this man a new 360.
  • Alan Shaw
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    • Help this man!
  • Stavros Papadopoulos
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    • Please don't let him suffer with his red ring!
  • John Anderson
  • Mark
  • alan burke
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    • Mon the rockstar
  • Rob Sims
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    • As soon as I heard the tragic news, my own ring started to weep and hasn't stopped. Please fix.
  • Matthew Brooks
  • Skilldeft
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    • Red rings hurt.....feelings
  • Jonathan Gottler
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    • I also feel Rab's pain. My 360 is currently awaiting collection for a red ring error, and the knowledge it will not be fixed in time for GTA4 has reduced me to tears on several occasions.