Roast Don Rickles NOW

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We demand that Comedy Central air a prime-time roast of comedian Don Rickles. The network has recently announced the wasteful expenditure of untold millions to honor puffy idiot Larry the Cable Guy. This is an insult to the very idea of comedy.

In addition to the roast of Mr. Rickles, we would appreciate a written apology from Sumner Redstone, CEO of Comedy Central's parent company, Viacom.

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  • Gerry Duggan
  • Cory Jones
  • stephen przybylowski
  • Jedd Scher
  • Joshua Krane
  • Nathan Burchett
    • Comments
    • maybe Time Warner is doing the right thing
  • John Mason
    • Comments
    • Amen.
  • Jay Brown
    • Comments
    • Hurry, before he dies.
  • Benjamin LeVine
    • Comments
    • I love Don Rickles and I watch Comedy Central!
  • David Dadekian
  • steve gruberg
    • Comments
    • for sure
  • Leif Hanson
  • Patrick Roche-Sowa
  • Jordan Burchette
    • Comments
    • Suck one.
  • Shannon Hall
  • Scott Moschella
    • Comments
    • Yes, F Larry the Cable Guy, that talentless, fake accent-having hack
  • Josh Carpenter
  • Erin Filbert
  • George Asatrian
    • Comments
    • larry the cable guy really? Id rather see Don Rickles over that douche anyday
  • Lance English
  • levi fournel
  • Steven Taylor
    • Comments
    • A Don Rickles Roast would be EPIC!! Please do it!
  • Michael Fry
    • Comments
    • rickles bit in dirty work is maybe the funniest thing i have ever seen. Roast him. Please.
  • Herman Schwartz
    • Comments
    • bite me if you dont
  • Joe
    • Comments
    • Roast Don Rickles! He deserves and it will better than 99.9\% of the Roasts that Comedy Central has aired.
  • JASON
    • Comments
    • THE CABLE GUY SUCKS RICKLES RULES
  • Sean Ryan
    • Comments
    • Roast Rickles!
  • Shayland Moise
    • Comments
    • Damn that Larry the Cable Guy!
  • Paul O'Brien
  • cole blom
  • Jason E. Brown
  • Andrew Larsen
    • Comments
    • Roast Don Rickles, he deserves it.
  • ken gulmi
  • Chad
  • tim alfano
  • Thejus Chakravarthy
  • Zachary Travnitz
  • Colin Cate
  • Pat Walker
    • Comments
    • The whole redneck comedy was kind of funny back in 2003 but by 2004 i felt sick everytime i saw it. If Larry the cable guy is roasted I will for ever lose respect for comedy central.
  • ted aspelund
  • Tom Marciniak
  • Steven Ribeiro
    • Comments
    • PLEASE SAY NO TO THAT FRAUD CABLE GUY!
  • John Hopper
  • Noe Saucedo
    • Comments
    • Come on now!
  • Cory
    • Comments
    • Larry the Cable Guy.... REALLY?????
  • Mark Hendricks
    • Comments
    • Now I said!
  • Eric
    • Comments
    • yes to Don no to Larry !!!!!
  • Darren Bourn
  • frank benson
    • Comments
    • larry the cable guy is absolutly not funny what so ever the only people who find him funny suck down race car fumes while sleeping with their 2nd cousins
  • rob rodgers