Roast Don Rickles NOW

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We demand that Comedy Central air a prime-time roast of comedian Don Rickles. The network has recently announced the wasteful expenditure of untold millions to honor puffy idiot Larry the Cable Guy. This is an insult to the very idea of comedy.

In addition to the roast of Mr. Rickles, we would appreciate a written apology from Sumner Redstone, CEO of Comedy Central's parent company, Viacom.

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  • Gerry D
  • Cory J
  • Paul O
  • cole b
  • Jason E. B
  • ken g
  • Chad
  • tim a
  • Thejus C
  • Zachary T
  • Colin C
  • ted a
  • Tom M
  • Steven R
    • Comments
    • PLEASE SAY NO TO THAT FRAUD CABLE GUY!
  • John H
  • Erin F
  • stephen p
  • Jedd S
  • Joshua K
  • Nathan B
    • Comments
    • maybe Time Warner is doing the right thing
  • John M
    • Comments
    • Amen.
  • Jay B
    • Comments
    • Hurry, before he dies.
  • Benjamin L
    • Comments
    • I love Don Rickles and I watch Comedy Central!
  • David D
  • steve g
    • Comments
    • for sure
  • Leif H
  • Patrick R
  • Jordan B
    • Comments
    • Suck one.
  • Shannon H
  • Scott M
    • Comments
    • Yes, F Larry the Cable Guy, that talentless, fake accent-having hack
  • Josh C
  • George A
    • Comments
    • larry the cable guy really? Id rather see Don Rickles over that douche anyday
  • Lance E
  • levi f
  • Steven T
    • Comments
    • A Don Rickles Roast would be EPIC!! Please do it!
  • Michael F
    • Comments
    • rickles bit in dirty work is maybe the funniest thing i have ever seen. Roast him. Please.
  • Herman S
    • Comments
    • bite me if you dont
  • Joe
    • Comments
    • Roast Don Rickles! He deserves and it will better than 99.9\% of the Roasts that Comedy Central has aired.
  • JASON
    • Comments
    • THE CABLE GUY SUCKS RICKLES RULES
  • Sean R
    • Comments
    • Roast Rickles!
  • Shayland M
    • Comments
    • Damn that Larry the Cable Guy!
  • Andrew L
    • Comments
    • Roast Don Rickles, he deserves it.
  • Pat W
    • Comments
    • The whole redneck comedy was kind of funny back in 2003 but by 2004 i felt sick everytime i saw it. If Larry the cable guy is roasted I will for ever lose respect for comedy central.
  • Noe S
    • Comments
    • Come on now!
  • Cory
    • Comments
    • Larry the Cable Guy.... REALLY?????
  • Mark H
    • Comments
    • Now I said!
  • Eric
    • Comments
    • yes to Don no to Larry !!!!!
  • Darren B
  • frank b
    • Comments
    • larry the cable guy is absolutly not funny what so ever the only people who find him funny suck down race car fumes while sleeping with their 2nd cousins
  • rob r