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WE, THE FOLLOWING UNDERSIGNED SIGnatories, would like to thoughtfully demand that NOKIA, INC., a company doing business in HELSINKI FINLAND I think, also probably some other places, IMMEDIATELY return to THE PEOPLE of AMERICAN AND THE WORLD INCLUDING BRAZIL, THE GROUND BREAKING PHONE FEATURE; SIDETALKIN'!

Background: The new NOKIA N-GAGE QD PHONE recently introduced no longer carries the "UNIQUE" SIDETALKIN FEATURE.

The users of this new N-GAGE QD phone talk on the phone in a NORMAL, TRADITIONAL MANNER much like mobsters (Al Capone) did in 1923 WHEN USING TELEPHONES. REPEAT: NGAGE QD USES THE SAME METHODS AS MOBSTERS AND FLAPPERS also maybe bootleggers and/or J. Edgar Hoover USED IN 1923! THAT IS NOT PROGRESS, that is devolving to a time where everyone wore hats. Why not make the screen black and white also, put games on records. What does QD stand for, "TIME TRAVEL QD"?!

NOKIA, YOU ARE TAKING US FURTHER BACKWARDS AFTER TAKING US BACKWARDS/SIDEWAYS IN THE FIRST PLACE! THE SIDETALKIN' FEATURE TOOK THE PHONE FORWARD,AND FLIPPED IT ON ITS SIDE, BUT NOW WE ARE BEING PUSHED SOUTH TOWARDS AVERAGE!!

Our question: WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO ACTUALLY MAKE YOUR NEW N-GAGE PHONE NOT-TOTALLY-EMBARASSING TO USE?

In short, the lack of SIDETAKLIN' means that PEOPLE MIGHT ACTUALLY PURCHASE AND ENJOY THE N-GAGE QD. I think that says it all.

THANK YOU FOR READING, NOKIA. WE AWAIT YOUR DECISION. SIDETALKIN' FROM NOW UNTIL 2018 PLEASE>>>... STOP IMPROVING THINGS AND/OR LISTENING TO YOUR CUSTOMERS!!!!<<<

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