Stephen, We Know You're Hung Better Than That

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    Stephen Colbert
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We the people signing this petition simply just want someone to get a small step ladder and to fix your Captain America Shield. It looks to be crooked by about 3˚. If I still worked at the shipping shop I'd just tell your wife to relay the message to you, but fate had other plans. Petition ON!

7 Signatures

  • Scott St. Pierre
    • Comments
    • love your show. hate your shield being crooked.
  • Michael Scott Ryan-Hart
  • Kurt Christenson
    • Comments
    • I just want to be on your show.
  • Reilly Brown
  • Karen St Pierre
    • Comments
    • If it will shut my husband up ..i'll do it!!!!
  • Ben
  • Joshua Murphy
    • Comments
    • Shame on you, Colbert. Ambition should be made of straiter stuff.