We, the undersigned, respectfully ask that Major League Baseball, all minor leagues, little leagues, international leagues, college leagues, semi-pro leagues, softball leagues, people thinking about starting a league, and all persons who have ever even had the notion of playing baseball, be banned from existence. We also request that all records of them be destroyed and all traces of their existence be removed from all history books.





All books, video games, movies, comics, non-video games should be burned and boycotted as well.





The continued romanticization of bigots, supremacists, miscreants, reprobates, heathens, miscreants, miscreants and racists is in direct opposition of the game's celebration of Sidd Finch and what he stood for as a man of imagination. We ask that people no longer celebrate players who cheated the game by discriminating against imaginary players of the 1871 - era, simply because they have been existence impaired.





It is imperative that all people who have ever played, thought about playing, or knew a guy who played baseball be stricken from existence, so this disgusting injustice can never occur again.





People of imagination, unite!