Americans for Skoalrebel
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To whomever it may concern at the WHITE HOUSE,
We the people named in this petition humbly request an audience. A proud, honest american is having his civil liberties crushed, and along with it our collective senses of unifying patriotism torn asunder.
This American is only known as "Skoalrebel" and his Fifth Ammendment Free-Speech Rights are being infringed upon in a most hanous act by Youtube administrators. As he's become a beloved household name almost overnight, I fear the public have been robbed of their "robin hood", one who stands up for "whats right".
Sure, his views might not be popular, or even coherent in any way, but its his god given american right to speak the truth. He blew the whistle on Obamas secret war against flavored chewing tobacco. A very unpopular and certainly incoherent view indeed, but, imagine if Woodward & Bernstein were stopped before they could make public their case on Lee Harvey Oswald, recently found by the Justice Department to be a 9/11 Hijacker. To be honest, no one wanted to imagine a world without Skoalrebel, the humble author of this petition included.
It is the intent of this body to force Youtube, with pressure from the White House and the Obama Administration, to get skoalrebel back on the internet, and furthermore give him a studio from which to film his masterworks, and possibly an intern to show him how to use the green screen and upload 1080p to Youtube from his new Red One.
If it's proof you seek, let every signature below be a sobering push to search youtube for a video entitled "Skoalrebel on Hannity" where his americanism is signed, sealed, and delivered in the biggest patriotism gauntlet there is - Fox News. You'll find that Skoalrebel passes our highest test with patriotism left to spare.
Only those with the courage to go down in history will.
We the people named in this petition humbly request an audience. A proud, honest american is having his civil liberties crushed, and along with it our collective senses of unifying patriotism torn asunder.
This American is only known as "Skoalrebel" and his Fifth Ammendment Free-Speech Rights are being infringed upon in a most hanous act by Youtube administrators. As he's become a beloved household name almost overnight, I fear the public have been robbed of their "robin hood", one who stands up for "whats right".
Sure, his views might not be popular, or even coherent in any way, but its his god given american right to speak the truth. He blew the whistle on Obamas secret war against flavored chewing tobacco. A very unpopular and certainly incoherent view indeed, but, imagine if Woodward & Bernstein were stopped before they could make public their case on Lee Harvey Oswald, recently found by the Justice Department to be a 9/11 Hijacker. To be honest, no one wanted to imagine a world without Skoalrebel, the humble author of this petition included.
It is the intent of this body to force Youtube, with pressure from the White House and the Obama Administration, to get skoalrebel back on the internet, and furthermore give him a studio from which to film his masterworks, and possibly an intern to show him how to use the green screen and upload 1080p to Youtube from his new Red One.
If it's proof you seek, let every signature below be a sobering push to search youtube for a video entitled "Skoalrebel on Hannity" where his americanism is signed, sealed, and delivered in the biggest patriotism gauntlet there is - Fox News. You'll find that Skoalrebel passes our highest test with patriotism left to spare.
Only those with the courage to go down in history will.
49 Signatures
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Charles Krah
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- Let me who has sinned, cast the first stone...
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David Kraus
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- I'm pissed as hell!
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Daniel
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- Aye no bad....
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Scott Gallant
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- First, Obama trys to take our guns, then our heterosexuality, now flavored dips?!! This is America, not some nazi-socialist-atheist-zionist country like New England!!!!
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Zach
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- Come on America
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Dana
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- This is the single most important issue to ever occur on Murkin soil. If SkoalRebel is not freed America has truly died in shame.
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T. R. Ucknuttz
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Coleen Schofield
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Truck Nutz
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- Truck Nutz!!!1!
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Pliny T Elder
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- Bring back flavored dips!!!
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Trig Frig Dig Doug
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- Freedumb ain't cheap!!!!11!
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Hanous P, Skoalington
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- Keep your hands offa my dips, commnis
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facehead
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- WE AS A NATION CAN NOT FORM VOLTRON WITHOUT THE SKOALREBEL!!!!
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Jim Demented
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- Pls help Skoalrebel; he has the stoopid
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Col. Beauregard Disregard
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- Segregation now, segregation forever!
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Jessica Rabbit
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- I'm in love with skoalrebel
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John Boner
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- FREEDUM!
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Seymour Butts
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- A true 'murican!
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Frank Medlar
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Boner Pillz
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Gary Gnu
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- No gnews is good gnews with Gary Gnu!
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Skull Duggery
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- Cheeseburger!!!!!!!!!!! Yall!!!!!!!!
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Sarah Palin
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- A true 'mercun!
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IganatiusJReilly
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Elizabeth Wheaton
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- Please allow this young man to make his videos. Thank you.
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Tiny Tim
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- I want to have his baby! how much for the baby?
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Josh Renaud
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- This is anti-murkin. bring back skoalrebel!
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Tommmcatt Humphreys
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- Skoal Rebel for Congress!
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Gog Magog
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Belisarius Fisk
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Kildem Niggaz
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- Its time sum of y'all in gubmit got to see the back end of my truck...from a chain.
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Russell
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- Dip for all americans
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James Robinson
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- god save this man
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Amanda Hugnkiss
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- Gimme a dip.....
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Jim Boehner
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- REBEL FLAG ALL THE WAY.
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T. Ruck Nutz
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karen marie
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- Garg blarble
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Skoal Rebel Gurl
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- Make evvvverythang legal baby!!!!
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Nathan Lerner
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- Life without SkoalRebel is not worth living
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Warren Bowman
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Dustin Bush
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- this stuff needs to be stopped bring back our america!
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Jeremy Supinski
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- SkoalRebel is truly a true Murkin. He should be praised by da gubmit and knot bunned.
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Peanut Brittle
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- many subgum
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Thomas sigurbjartsson
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- hell yeah
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p.p
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cky12qxz
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- he's a true effin' american
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SkoalLovinLady
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- Take off da bayun on flayverrd deeyups!
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dakota
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- lollolololol
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Jelle
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- Est ist zeit
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