By signing this petition you agree that 99\% of videos on the internet of people singing suck.

The signing people of this petition BEG people to stop video taping themselves singing. We would like to pass the first internet content law which prohibits you from your singing that makes deaf dogs run for cover.

We also agree that not only should you be fined for releasing video online of your crappy singing, but your internet privileges should be taken away for one month per offense.

The signed people agree that A) you look stupid B) you sound stupid C) no one but you thinks you can sing D) you are corny E) you look REALLY stupid.

If you're reading this saying, "Well they aren't talking about me" - YOU ARE ONE OF THE ONES WE ARE TALKING TO! YOU CANNOT SING! IF YOU COULD, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO PUT OUT YOUTUBE VIDEOS.

Please sign this petition and make it stop.

We hate you.