Add the word "queef" to the dictionary!

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Throughout our years on this planet, the female members of our species have been excreting gas through their vagina. If one was naive to this fact, they just might be for eternity. This is because for years now dictionaries across the nation and beyond have not compiled an entry for the word "queef". It is not completely understood why the word queef has been overlooked, especially seeing that many more obscure words get added every year. For example, a new entry for 2002 is MVVD, which is an acronym for male vertical volume drinker. This can hardly be considered a colloquial expression, yet it is added to the dictionary. Queef definitely has a more earthy, ubiquitous feel to it than MVVD.

If you would like to stop this injustice, sign this petition and help wipe away a little ignorance from the world by enlightening people about the almighty queef. With enough signatures, we just might have success in this glorious battle.

3398 Signatures

  • Prairie
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    • queeferrific
  • Raymi
  • Greg W
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    • No Comment
  • Kirk
  • Zack J
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    • ROCK ON
  • Tom
  • jessica
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    • student
  • Bessie N
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    • just queefed
  • Erik B
  • George B
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    • it is a definite word; too widely used to not be in the dictionary
  • ileana m
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    • i queef when i do situps in the nude
  • Joe
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    • A quote from my friend Angela "I Queef Therefore I Am"
  • Mike
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    • Its a good word and it deserves to be added.
  • steve
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    • QUEEF ROCKS!!!!
  • Michael W
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    • good stuff
  • King M
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    • I FUCKIN LOVE QUEEF
  • Joe N
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    • Queef should be in the dictionary, it might be the best word ever!
  • The Olsen T
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    • There is no better feeling than a burst of hot air ripping through your beef strips. QUEEF 4 LIFE
  • Jack C
  • Cody L
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    • no boner shall go to waste
  • John Q V
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    • Qweef!
  • Kenko J
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    • queef is a cool word and my nickname.
  • Tony
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    • how can queef not be in the dictionary already?
  • Jason H
  • the queef master g
  • KING S
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    • I wish i had me a god damn pussy so i could queef on fucking command. it is so beautiful. it brings fucking tears to my eyes. tears fucking, tears....so beautiful
  • Bill W
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    • If fart or flatulence is in the dictionary that Queef should too!
  • Bimmer
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    • *fart*
  • dan
  • Sebastian
  • Gabriel X. M
  • Brad W
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    • About time
  • Lora
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    • CaW
  • Shane O
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    • I thought it was spelled 'quief'. I guess that's all the more reason we need it in the dictionary
  • Scott F
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    • hell yes!
  • Kyle
  • Julie S
  • Chadd
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    • It's Quiff... not Queef
  • Phil R
  • Mark S
  • Micah S
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    • A nessasary verb.
  • Micah S
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    • My girlfriend's been doing this for YEARS!
  • Ryan K
  • Rachel
  • Alexandra
  • Clit C
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    • I Like the smell of a queef in the morning...it smells like tuna
  • Grady L
  • Philip H
  • Haywood J
  • ADAM