Add the word "queef" to the dictionary!

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Throughout our years on this planet, the female members of our species have been excreting gas through their vagina. If one was naive to this fact, they just might be for eternity. This is because for years now dictionaries across the nation and beyond have not compiled an entry for the word "queef". It is not completely understood why the word queef has been overlooked, especially seeing that many more obscure words get added every year. For example, a new entry for 2002 is MVVD, which is an acronym for male vertical volume drinker. This can hardly be considered a colloquial expression, yet it is added to the dictionary. Queef definitely has a more earthy, ubiquitous feel to it than MVVD.

If you would like to stop this injustice, sign this petition and help wipe away a little ignorance from the world by enlightening people about the almighty queef. With enough signatures, we just might have success in this glorious battle.

3398 Signatures

  • Queefette (kinda like S
    • Comments
    • #61. Karla's Sister is a Major Queef
  • Dan B
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    • Yeah queef put it in there
  • Steve B
  • Kylie
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    • the word 'fanny fart' is just not good enough!
  • Ari
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    • i like to listen to "The Best of Queef"
  • Chris B
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    • Add the word
  • Danielle G
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    • I queef all the time
  • William B
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    • Chris Morris is God
  • I'm a petition m
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    • why are all your comments so fucking stupid?
  • joe
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    • word up, quillow should be added as well
  • Campbell S
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    • Why not 'Farp' as well.
  • Dan
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    • Why the hell not? I recognize it
  • Michael F
  • Brandon
  • Frank
  • Joe
    • Comments
    • none
  • Michael Anthony F
  • Chrissy B
  • kim
    • Comments
    • ok, just why am i signing this? lol
  • Jordan M
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    • Queefs rock!
  • lee
  • Chelsea S. O
  • Evan
  • DocHoloday owns me. ~
  • samantha
  • billy k
    • Comments
    • queef
  • Garry
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    • QUEEF!!!~~!1`!~`12~@11
  • Chad
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    • Hail to the queef!
  • Heath T
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    • lol
  • Ashley H
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    • queefers unite!
  • buddy o
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    • its a good word
  • DotelTech
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    • Heard of the girl in Drivers Ed that Blew a queef so sound the instructor has to stop class and recompose himself. It was damn funny.
  • Tobinwon
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    • i love the smell of queef in the morning it smells like victory
  • Byron W
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    • Queef on!!!
  • Melissa
  • Crystal
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    • QUEEF!!!
  • Danielle A
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    • Rock on QUEEF!
  • Wasted
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    • Equal rights for farts!
  • Khalani
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    • I love the word so much, I have sympathy queefs...
  • Eusabio L
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    • queefs are the backbone of this great nation
  • Eric B
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    • Stop persecuting the queefs!
  • Kevin H
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    • I love to eat queef soup with rice.
  • Adrian Karma's Dark P
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    • rock on to the queef baby!
  • Chris H
  • Michelle P
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    • This word should be added in the dictionary so people understand the real meaning "queef"
  • Arf Arf the W
  • Max
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    • Give it up for queef! LOL
  • leigh ann s
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    • yes, it should especially be added to the scrabble dictionary as ive played it and been challenged and lost :( (a heap of points i might add)
  • BonKweefa
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    • -:|:- pfQUEEFft -:|:-
  • Riksta
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    • YO! this fasheezy nedda be in tha dictonary cuz its not to sweet, not to tart, its like a fart but smells like fish, its six o'clock, its time fo a queef! QUEEF TO THA PEOPLE!!!