Add the word "queef" to the dictionary!

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Throughout our years on this planet, the female members of our species have been excreting gas through their vagina. If one was naive to this fact, they just might be for eternity. This is because for years now dictionaries across the nation and beyond have not compiled an entry for the word "queef". It is not completely understood why the word queef has been overlooked, especially seeing that many more obscure words get added every year. For example, a new entry for 2002 is MVVD, which is an acronym for male vertical volume drinker. This can hardly be considered a colloquial expression, yet it is added to the dictionary. Queef definitely has a more earthy, ubiquitous feel to it than MVVD.

If you would like to stop this injustice, sign this petition and help wipe away a little ignorance from the world by enlightening people about the almighty queef. With enough signatures, we just might have success in this glorious battle.

3398 Signatures

  • Tim H
  • Brandon E
  • Aaron S
    • Comments
    • queep, queef, and queeg suporters rule!
  • Katelyn
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    • QUEEFING IS FUUUUUN!!!!!!!:-)
  • Julie
    • Comments
    • what does that word mean?
  • Ironic B
  • Bo Q
    • Comments
    • COme on peopel!
  • jenna
  • Marshall M
    • Comments
    • Queefers and queef-sympathizers must unite to end this atrocity of ignorance.
  • Ralph S
    • Comments
    • go queef!
  • Wayne N
    • Comments
    • I love the smell of them...
  • Carrie
    • Comments
    • blah
  • Fargo M
  • allan
  • Ashley
  • Clayton
  • Dustin
  • Allen V
  • Crystal C
  • john p
    • Comments
    • i no nothing
  • Jessica L
    • Comments
    • I love saying queef!!
  • Corey b
    • Comments
    • MOOT!!
  • Balthameul
  • s.g. r
    • Comments
    • queefing is good for the soul
  • Brandon H
  • nina t
    • Comments
    • Queefers cheepers
  • jane q
    • Comments
    • :-/
  • laura
    • Comments
    • add queef to dictionary!
  • David K
    • Comments
    • It's about damned time.
  • jordo
    • Comments
    • yo queefy
  • Brice W
    • Comments
    • This will help people understand where i came from
  • katie
    • Comments
    • It should be a word, everyone uses it!
  • stephen s
    • Comments
    • ADD THE FRICKEN WORD ALREADY!!!
  • Michael P
    • Comments
    • i was wondering about this very thing last night, and my friend sent me this web page.
  • Mike K
    • Comments
    • and MILF too
  • Josh D
  • Sam D
  • Ryan G
  • Andrew B
    • Comments
    • It's good to put queef in the dictionary because some people may need to find an alternate word for "pussy farts"
  • George
    • Comments
    • QUEEF!!!
  • Greg
    • Comments
    • Queef is a part of life.
  • Chris J
  • Bob S
  • Sam
    • Comments
    • yeah
  • Max
    • Comments
    • add it now!
  • f
    • Comments
    • f
  • Joseph
    • Comments
    • I guess so.
  • laura b
  • Damian.J P
  • Chris L