Add the word "queef" to the dictionary!

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Throughout our years on this planet, the female members of our species have been excreting gas through their vagina. If one was naive to this fact, they just might be for eternity. This is because for years now dictionaries across the nation and beyond have not compiled an entry for the word "queef". It is not completely understood why the word queef has been overlooked, especially seeing that many more obscure words get added every year. For example, a new entry for 2002 is MVVD, which is an acronym for male vertical volume drinker. This can hardly be considered a colloquial expression, yet it is added to the dictionary. Queef definitely has a more earthy, ubiquitous feel to it than MVVD.

If you would like to stop this injustice, sign this petition and help wipe away a little ignorance from the world by enlightening people about the almighty queef. With enough signatures, we just might have success in this glorious battle.

3398 Signatures

  • Greg C
  • mefod
    • Comments
    • HAHA
  • Jesus
  • nightmare
  • brad l
  • mikaa
  • molly
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    • don't overlook our queefs!
  • Steve
  • ken r
  • Amanda The A
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    • This should be put in the dictinonary, I would like to know why I have gas coming out of my vigina
  • Adam G
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    • knowledge is power
  • Patrick L
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    • queef in my mouth
  • lauren s
  • Wil
  • dddddd
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    • ddddddddd
  • what
    • Comments
    • what
  • Jeremy B
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    • what? I've been using this word all along and it's not proper english?
  • Queen Q
    • Comments
    • Yes, please add the official term for cunt trumpet music to the dictionary.
  • Andrew J. S
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    • Put in this is surely absurd. Notice that the dictionary avoid all sorts of other sexual venacular. Hmm...lexicographers are apparently the blushing sort.
  • christy
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    • this is fucked up
  • Daniel Harley A
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    • I WOULD LOVE TRO HAVE QUEEF IN THE DICTIONARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • ghkighkgfy
  • Rachel
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    • Whata word!!!
  • kent M
  • Bob
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    • shut up about your queefs
  • Ian H
  • Daniel
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    • THE BEST WORD EVER
  • Lizz
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    • add it haha
  • gloop
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    • ---- mogolians
  • James L
  • Mary D
  • James T
  • Mike H
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    • I bent my wookie and it made me queef
  • Jordan W
  • kristin r
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    • i want this word to go in there cause people need to know what this means
  • Walter B
  • Ben D
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    • ah QUEEFsuch is the beauty of American English
  • Jenny Dun Q
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    • Queefing is my way of life.
  • C. M
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    • I believe this word has earned its place in the dictionary.
  • mike D
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    • queefs are awesome
  • Erin T
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    • Right On!!!
  • Gary G
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    • В
  • Amanda K
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    • Is queef a noun or a verb?
  • Chris R M
  • justagirlinthisworld
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    • this is so funny...I guess that sound that I can make with my nether region should account for something...
  • coycoy
  • James Brown of 7 Holly Tree Lane Belmont, NH 03220. Phone# (603) 2
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    • I AM ALSO GAY AND LOVE THE TASTE OF QUEEF'S IN MY WARM MOUTH! PLEASE LET ME STICK MY PUD IN YOUR QUEEF HOLE TIM BRUNELLE! YAY! WARM GOOEY'S IN MY MOUTH FROM TIM'S SHAFT
  • Mike H
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    • This is definetly more p/c than calling them pussy farts
  • Bud The H
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    • FUCKIN QUEEF IT UP BITCH!!!!
  • Trevor R