Add the word "queef" to the dictionary!

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Throughout our years on this planet, the female members of our species have been excreting gas through their vagina. If one was naive to this fact, they just might be for eternity. This is because for years now dictionaries across the nation and beyond have not compiled an entry for the word "queef". It is not completely understood why the word queef has been overlooked, especially seeing that many more obscure words get added every year. For example, a new entry for 2002 is MVVD, which is an acronym for male vertical volume drinker. This can hardly be considered a colloquial expression, yet it is added to the dictionary. Queef definitely has a more earthy, ubiquitous feel to it than MVVD.

If you would like to stop this injustice, sign this petition and help wipe away a little ignorance from the world by enlightening people about the almighty queef. With enough signatures, we just might have success in this glorious battle.

3398 Signatures

  • Betsy
  • Nayef
    • Comments
    • [email protected]
  • Brian C
    • Comments
    • End the injustice...
  • Damon L
  • KC
  • Bob J
  • Eric K
    • Comments
    • this is a gas
  • matt
  • Katie S
    • Comments
    • queeves, the plural, live knives
  • Josh S
  • cello99camaro
  • John A
    • Comments
    • Makes sense to me.
  • Josh N
    • Comments
    • It's funny when she queefs while you're eating her.
  • heidi-marie s
    • Comments
    • erm.. yeah!
  • Tom P
  • Richard m
    • Comments
    • NEED THIS WORD ADDED!
  • travis b
  • shawna
    • Comments
    • yes i think it is very important to add it in!
  • Cornelius K
    • Comments
    • once my queef smelled like an old ladie
  • Josh B
    • Comments
    • i love to queef
  • Jeneane S
  • Sharon
    • Comments
    • yes, please
  • Venus
    • Comments
    • XD Queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeef!
  • Bob H
    • Comments
    • queef
  • Brian E
    • Comments
    • I eat it every single day!!!
  • Ivan
    • Comments
    • Sniff De Queef!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • RYAN D
    • Comments
    • ITS A WORD
  • Shaun P
    • Comments
    • whut took u ppl so damn long
  • William G. B
    • Comments
    • Queef me!
  • "Queefer" S
    • Comments
    • Doth queefed the raven, "Nevermore".
  • brian
  • Emily H
    • Comments
    • amazing
  • Janie
    • Comments
    • oh my
  • Mike F
    • Comments
    • It's a fine word...and it'll stop me saying 'love-puff'
  • Mrs. Nasser Q
    • Comments
    • NO SMOKIN IN THE SMOKE SHOP! NYEAAA
  • dan
    • Comments
    • terrible.F
  • josh
  • Alex
    • Comments
    • QUEEF IS COOL
  • kenneth c
  • ad
    • Comments
    • WHO THE FUCK CARES
  • Jonathan B
  • Ashli C
    • Comments
    • I was forced to sign this..
  • rachel
    • Comments
    • fo sho!
  • Tyrone C
  • Steve
    • Comments
    • queefs own
  • Lyre
    • Comments
    • It puts the lotion on its skin.....
  • james
    • Comments
    • ?????????????????????
  • josh g
  • Danielle
    • Comments
    • i am glad to know
  • Aaron E