Choose to worship Yoda as your new God

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On Friday the 17th of May I witnessed an act of God. In Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, Yoda the little green alien everyone knows and loves performed an unbelievable feat and showed off his massively 1337 lightsaber skillz on the evil Count Dooku. The way Yoda fought was far beyond anything that any mear mortal could possibly comprehend let alone perform. He was a tiny hurricane of unstoppable whirling death. It was at that moment that I realize that Yoda was more than a mortal, above a mortal, beyond a mortal.

He was a God. The God. Realizing as such he deserves to be worshipped accordingly.

Construction on the Church of the Blessed Heart of Yoda has already begun but now is the time to pledge your support... or incur his whirling wrath.

The choice is yours.

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  • Osama bin l
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
    • Comments
    • Vote for me!
  • yoda k
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
    • Comments
    • Not as a god, but he supa cool
  • Petter R
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
  • Chris
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
    • Comments
    • HAIL YODA!
  • Jason M
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
    • Comments
    • All hail yoda.
  • Jack's Broken R
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
    • Comments
    • I love DoYa
  • Profit M
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
    • Comments
    • I personal worship the High Lobster..but I am willing to add Yoda to my prayers...Where do I sign up for martrydom? Abuse the force Luke!. I like Gay cucmbers. Alla Akbar ...Greeting to my dear friend Bozo Ali Oop.
  • Megatron
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
    • Comments
    • The Decepticons will not follow an organic loser like Yoda.
  • moon s
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
  • ernest
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
    • Comments
    • http://www.ernz.tk
  • joey
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
  • Yoda!
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
    • Comments
    • Yoda! Yoda! Yoda! Yoda! Yoda! Yoda! Yoda! Yoda! Yoda! Yoda! Yoda! Yoda! Yoda! Yoda! Yoda! Yoda! Yoda! Yoda! Yoda! Yoda! Yoda! Yoda! Yoda! Yoda! Yoda! Yoda! Yoda! Yoda! Yoda! Yoda! Yoda! Yoda! Yoda! Yoda! Yoda! Yoda! Yoda!
  • Varn B
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
    • Comments
    • Yoda can kick your gods ass! Unless your god is Yoda, in which case I guess it'd be a stalemate.
  • Random123
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
    • Comments
    • Chicks dig guys who worship Yoda!
  • DIE Y
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
    • Comments
    • I HATE YODA
  • Mel
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
  • Zartan
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
    • Comments
    • The Dreadnocks can beat that puny little green freak.
  • Sauruman
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
    • Comments
    • I won't follow that wimp. Besides, I think Count Dooku is really cool for some reason. I guess it is the way he looks.
  • Poindexter
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
    • Comments
    • Hot babes love guys who are into Star Wars!
  • Fact C
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
    • Comments
    • "Star Wars" was Great! "The Empire Strikes Back" was Great! Then Lukas lost it. "Return of the Jedi" should have been called "The Muppets meet Star Wars." It Sucked! Episodes #1 & #2? Don't even go there. Those things are nothing but Trailer Trash racism. After all, even a young Darth Vader should be a badass, not a whiner punk.
  • Solo
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
    • Comments
    • With George Lukas' track record, Episode 3 will probably be "Tickle me Elmo meets Jar Jar Binks in the Dancing Ewok Review"
  • Boba F
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
    • Comments
    • Personally, I was embarrassed to be a star in the Muppet Movie -- err, Lukas called it "Return of the Jedi."
  • Jabba the B
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
    • Comments
    • How many times can Lukas rehash the same stale movie plot?
  • Mayor M
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
    • Comments
    • Here's a HOT McDonaldland secret: George Lukas is filming Episode #3 right here in McDonaldland! That's right! The Hamburglar plays Darth Vader and Officer Big Mac takes on the roll of the young Obi Wan Kenobi. It's really quite exciting news, don't you think? Oh yes! I almost forgot. Ronald McDonald will be seen as Jar Jar Binks!
  • The real Y
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
    • Comments
    • Imposter was #481 Yoda. Knows everyone that talk like this I do. "The Citizens of Earth I am thanking. Forward to your praises I look. Yeeeee heeee heeee heeee heeee heeee!
  • Tinky W
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
    • Comments
    • Only if Yoda is a guy! I only like guys!
  • Ned F
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
    • Comments
    • Gosh darn diddly ding-dong no!
  • Darth V
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
    • Comments
    • That little green toad really turns me on!
  • Anakin S
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
    • Comments
    • *whine whine* Boo Hoo, feel sorry for me! I'm such an abused and neglected Jedi! Wahhhhhh! Sob, sniffle! *whine whine*
  • Emperor P
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
    • Comments
    • Where is that little green toad? I will crush him like the worm that he is!
  • Padme A
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
    • Comments
    • Ooooo, I love Yoda so much! I want to Do Him!
  • Captain James T. K
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
    • Comments
    • Anakin, shut up already! Sheesh, you sound just like my whiny son David Marcus. He whined and cried on the Genesis Planet, and look at what happened to him! The Klingons iced him. Is that what you want? You want the Klingons to get you too? Speaking of bad guys, that Yoda looks like a baby Gorn. I'll bet that's what he is, a baby Gorn!
  • Connor McCleod of the Clan M
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
    • Comments
    • There can be only one! And Yoda is not it!
  • Willy W
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
    • Comments
    • Yoda is nothing but a dried-up old Oompa Loompa! Who would worship that?
  • Luke S
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
    • Comments
    • Yoda made me into his boy-toy when I was on Dagobah. He used to slip me his Force every night, if you know what I mean (*wink*wink*).
  • Austin W
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
  • Dave B
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
    • Comments
    • The old series was really cool but episodes 1 and 2 SUCKED!
  • omg
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
    • Comments
    • Yoda is dead.
  • Devil M
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
    • Comments
    • WOOO !!!
  • I a
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
    • Comments
    • The first two were the best. "Return of the Jedi" would have been much better if there were no Ewoks. I'm not sure what could be done to improve "The Phantom Menace" and "Attack of the Clones." I guess if Jar Jar gets killed in "Revenge of the Sith" it will add some points to it.
  • X
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
    • Comments
    • HELL YEAH YODA ROxx0rz my b0xx0rz
  • alex2539
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
    • Comments
    • OMG YODA IZ T3H GODZ BUT I M AGNOSTIC SO HE IS NOT DA GODZ
  • Han
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
    • Comments
    • Jar Jar was idiotic but at least he was not in Episode 2 for very long, and there was no scene neraly as dumb as the pod races, but Anakin was such a whiner. Seriously, was Palpatine looking for some whining brat to help him take over the galaxy? Hopefully Episode 3 won't be "Revenge of the Emo Sith."
  • Lando
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
    • Comments
    • Let's hope he doesn't include the Teletubbies or Darth Barney in the next movie.
  • Luke
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
    • Comments
    • You've got to give Lukas credit, though. He made some of the best films ever produced and then went out and did all he could to make additional film that parodied his original ones while still attempting to look serious. Making prequels as bad as episodes 1 and 2 takes a lot of talent! You have to really try to be that bad.
  • Episode 3 sneak p
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
    • Comments
    • Barney"Did Obiwan tell you about your father?" Anakin "I have no father." Barney "Anakin, I am your father!" Anakin "What the hell?" Banrey and Anakin "I love you, you love me..."
  • Han S
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
    • Comments
    • Hey, DON"T give Lucas any ideas!
  • jdjgd
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
    • Comments
    • hgrhg
  • Jedi B
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No
    • Comments
    • Yoda, who art in Dagaboah, please watch after us as a nerf herder watches over his flock, led us away from the emperors temptation and deliver us from the dark side, amhen
  • Bob B
    • Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath?
    • No