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We, the undersigned, declare that online petitions to be less useful than campaigns where people send form letters to politicians.

27 Signatures

Dalton Trumbo
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- Take that, internet!
Invented Name
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- This petition sucks monkey balls
Kevin Rudd
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- The issue of polls in regards to programmatic specificity is not to be overestimated.
George Bush
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- nuculer
Fox Mulder
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- Who knows what is out there, Scully. What we do know is that the government is conspiring to stop us form getting to the truth, they are deceiving the public!
Dana Scully
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- Mulder, just accept that they put porn magazines in bags to stop kids from flicking through them.
Michael jackson
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- I am haunting your poll! WOOOOOOO!!!!!
Walter Skinner
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- Mulder, Scully, get back to work!
Kersh
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- I believe that Mulder and Scully have been transferred to be under my supervision, Skinner. I don't see why you think you can suddenly supervise them without my saying it's fine.
Homer Simpson
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- I would like a Big Mac meal, a large sundae, and a hot apple pie. Mmm... hot apple pie...
CGBS
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- *puff*
Developer Smit
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- I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you mischievous kids!!
Evil Electricity Seller
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- Why are there banners telling people they can make their own electricity? The truth must not come out!
Bing
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- Please search on me, I'm not the suckiest search engine around- what about Yahoo Search?
Keith Allen
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- When printed, these petitions make excellent toilet paper! I want a petition to sign that will make a petition useful for wiping the partition on my arse!
Coldy
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- While the effects of cigarettes on a person certainly shortens their lifespan, how do we know that same person, having not smoked, wouldn't have died even earlier from stress that nicotine may have helped to alleviate? Think about it.
Miss Gaping
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- Will this help re: the amount of anal sex that's on the internet?
Buttheadq
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- Some chick told me that I would like, score if I signed this thingy. I have a boner heh heh heh
Hello Kitty
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- Why do the Japanese like making cartoons where I am raped?
T500
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- I told you I'd be back!
Rimmer
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- I, think, that this, poll, is a, very, important one:
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- 1 w4n7 70 (|{ 0r 4$$
Gilbert Gottfried
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- I want to have sex with my own son
pornotube.com
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- Get your daily dose of porn on pornotube.com!
Arnold Schwarzenegger
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- But I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your goddamn spine!!!!