Bring Back the Platypus Trophy!

To:  Oregon Universties Athletic Directors

We, the undersigned, strongly encourage the Athletic Directors of our fair universities to return the Platypus Trophy to the field of struggle that is the inter-rivalry, century’s old, Oregon Civil War.

As Vince Lombardi said, “The spirit, the will to win, and the will to excel are the things that endure. These qualities are so much more important than the events that occur.” So we ask what better creature to represent our lofty ideals than the short, dense dark-brown furred, billed, hairless, webbed footed, furry tailed, finely crafted from Oregon maple, recently rediscovered Platypus Trophy. None.

Simply put: Bring Back the Platypus!

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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