$1,000,000 and a Pony

To:  The jerks who run Hattrick

Everyone in hattrick should get a million dollars and a pony. If this isn't possible, at least give us a one-time option of choosing between one million dollars or the pony. The one million dollars can be used to buy a good Inner Midfielder, and the pony could raise Team Spirit. I know if I had a pony in my clubhouse, my team spirit would be pretty high. How can you be angry when there's a pony around? You'd be like "Argh, I can't believe we had to play MotS today!" Then you'd see the pony, just standing in the corner eating hay, and you'd think "life really is funny" and you'd laugh. Also, the pony's name is Sam.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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