Potato Conspiracy/Right to Discuss the Unbelievable

To:  GameFAQs

Thor "Gothor" Antrim posted an ongoing conspiracy theory involving alien potatoes on GameFAQs' Paranormal/Conspiracy board. The topic was wildly popular and ran for weeks until a moderator deleted it because he claimed Gothor was "Posting false information as fact."

As one user said, "If that logic is true, shouldn't the entire Paranormal/Conspiracy board be uber-modded?"

The moderator had no proof that Gothor's story was fabricated. Conspiracy theories are inherently unbelievable.

What if they had cut out Columbus' tongue, simply because he believed the world was round? We'd all be drinking tea right now, that's what. No Pepsi for you, no sir. Just cold black tea. Forget any of that sinful lemon you kids are so crazy about these days.

Sign this petition demanding that GameFAQs restore "Witness to a terrible sight at the landfill. (MIB, torture, impossible things)." (Topic: 6185442. Moderation ID: 1138173.)

Remember, kids: We're not just fighting a secret war against alien potatoes. We're fighting for the right to discuss the unbelievable.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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