Pro-Boll Petition

To:  Uwe Boll

As per the director's wishes, a "Pro-Boll" petition has been made to counter the decidedly Anti-Boll petition "Stop Uwe Boll."

If all goes as Uwe has predicted, at least a million people will sign this petition; People who have really looked at his movies and seen their irrefutable innovation and ingenuity.

We plead for Boll, the "real fucking genius" of filmmaking, to continue making movies so we may spare ourselves the agonizing drivel of such hacks as George Clooney and Michael "Fucking Retard" Bay.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

The Pro-Boll Petition Petition to Uwe Boll was created by and written by Helmut Schneiger (wigglepuppy94@yahoo.ca).  This petition is hosted here at www.PetitionOnline.com as a public service. There is no endorsement of this petition, express or implied, by Artifice, Inc. or our sponsors. For technical support please use our simple Petition Help form.