Make Camasps a religion

To:  U.S Foreign policy aka Bullying International Front

We, the Awesome people's front, have decided to eliminate all unworthy, i.e. existing religions.In our opinion, the only thing they do is advise us to read stupid old hebrew books and hear sermons by crotchety old men.We'd rather have those religions in place of them:

1)The religion of Camasps
2)The religion of Champagne Supernova
3)The religion of Soviet Russia
4)The religion of Pizza
5)The religion of Hamachi.

Here is a sample from the Camaspian religions holy book, "Lay of the Wasp":

Combiner 23:20:And verily, said Doggie unto those who gathered at ICH, thou shalt use the Camasp, and thou shalt abuse it, yet thou shalt not murder with it, for blessed are those who kill themselves with abusies in place of destroying others.

Religion of Champagne Supernova:"Dialects of Lester":

Hamachi 12:10:And verily, I saw my hosting L33Tness grow to full bloom in Hamachi, and thus it was my joy to kick, in jest, the first person who ever joined me, and thus did Lester the CroatFag look upon SkullFuck, and he saw it was good.....

Religion of Soviet Russia:"In soviet Russia..."

Reversals 15:23:And thus, 'Twas in soviet Russia, that I beheld the most amazing fact that though roses maybe red, and violets perchance blue,yet in soviet Russia, Poem reads YOU.

The Religion of Pizza:"FUCK YEAH!PIZZA!"

Basics 10:12:FUCK YEAH!EVERQUEST!OMG LOLOL IT HAS LIEK PIZZA BUTTON!111!!!1!!!!PIZZAAAAAAAAAA!

The Religion of Hamachi:"The tale of SirLagsALot"

Lag 15:12: And a true laggot is like NC, in that his sexiness blots out the Sun, and his faggotry shakes the earth, and in his exceptional tendency to screw up an otherwise balanced game.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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