We, the people of the Mt. High forum, wish to bring to the attention of the marketing department a great injustice. It is from within the very fabric of American ideology that we extend this right. The Declaration of Independence states that all men are created equal with certain unalienable rights that the government shall protect and when these rights are not protected, it is not only a right, but a duty of the people to overthrow that government. We believe these rights are being stripped away from us in the form of a certain tyrannical ruler: Phil. His reign of terror reaches far and wide and the violations which he is making upon our rights includes, but is not limited to:
1. Impediment of the freedom of speech.
2. Hindrance of anything that we might find enjoyable.
3. Casual deletion of threads.
4. Banishment of integral members of the community, lacking fair & proper reason.
5. General Douchebaggedry.
6. Talking down to members of the community.
7. Portraying a negative image of Mt. High in general.
8. Trash talking on the skills of other snowboarders.
9. Being a crybaby.
10. Constant menstruation & signs of bi-polar disorder.

We ask that immediate action be taken and thank you for your prompt consideration of this matter.