Tara Reid For A Nightmare On Elm Street Remake For Lack Of A Better Reason!

To:  Platinum Dunes

We feel young hollywood actress Tara Reid would be a perfectly reasonable person to have "murdered" in your remake of Nightmare on Elm Street. We don't have particularly high hopes for this project, but we feel that murdering Tara Reid would at least provide some comic relief. Why not? Besides, she's probably very affordable. If you have her murdered within the first five minutes that could be completed in just one day of shooting, which couldn't possibly cost more than a pack of cigarettes and a toasted everything bagel with tofu cream cheese from the Craft Services table.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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