We, the undersigned, respectfully ask that Michael Bay give proper weight to the wishes of the Humanity and stop directing, producing, or taking any part in the creation of films. His distasteful handling of the subject matter and lack of acknowledgement of his films simply cannot be abided any longer.

Mr. Bay has repeatedly shown a complete lack of talent by BOOM-BOOM-KABOOMing all of his films and his fright at going up on a ring facing his detractors dishonors the cinema.

Please, stop doing Rated R(etard) Movies. For us. For our brains. For my Grandma. Save the World. Stop doing Rated R(etard) Movies.