R. I. Popov's Web Activity Revival

To:  Roman Ivanovich Popov

Dear R.I.!

It seems impolite to speak Russian here, so would you mind reading our tiny petition in English?

Please, listen to a sad and scary story of unknown russian boy.

Once upon a time there lived an unknown russian boy who visited ezopsy.org and caught out of the corner of his eye a kind of promise. That was a promise of a new part of the article by some shady character named R.I. to be written in two weeks. The unknown russian boy'd been enjoying the sweet expectation until the promise mysteriously disappeared.

As the latest reports say, the boy got lost in the dark forest.

Isn't this really sad?

You know, many of us were looking to forward to hearing from you all this time and now we feel weirdly full-understanding of the jew people driven from place to place by Moses for 40 years. Only think about it! 40 years! Were they crossing Sahara forwards and then backwards? Are you American psychotropic agent? And, traditionally, who killed John Kennedy? All of these questions are still waiting for the Soviet science to discover them. But anyway, I can assure you that reading your articles really do not damage neither our minds, nor our pets. Really. Yes, I'm serious. I guarantee it. Even doctor agrees.

By the way, the angel, chatting with whom doctor forbade me, told something, that, in his opinion, you should know. He said, a lot of people visit Ariom website, but very few of them leave comments. What could he mean?

But let us stick to the subject.

We've had really hard time here burying our egos corpses, you know. So, even not mentioning the good guy's tradition of keeping promises, we think we do deserve some reading, which is good for digestion, before afternoon sleep. And, speaking of your works, we should say we find them faithfully inspiring and absolutely satisfying. This is indeed the case that makes us keep silence, but now this silence seems to have created some misunderstanding. We think, you’ve got some wrong image of attention to you in our internets, so, we would like to state that the fact you don't hear us does not mean we don’t exist. We do exist. And we, who exist, would be really pleased if you finish "Energy defence" and keep going your good job. Can’t tell if it helps with something, but it somehow makes us happy. We don't need attention, feedback or whatever, and are very glad to live here on our own. Aren't we cute kitties?

Dear R.I.!

Please, bring the boy back home!

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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