We, as sound minded individuals, believe it is unfair to the population of Contra Costa and Alameda counties that Big Gay Randy continues to flaunt his unappetizing personality in the greater Bay Area. He has ruined friendships, destroyed relationships, and spread deadly venereal diseases in the community without the slightest hint of sorrow or remorse. It is in all of our best interest that he returns back home to Shreveport Louisiana and return for no longer than two weeks out of the calendar year.