Banish Big Gay Randy

To:  Humans

We, as sound minded individuals, believe it is unfair to the population of Contra Costa and Alameda counties that Big Gay Randy continues to flaunt his unappetizing personality in the greater Bay Area. He has ruined friendships, destroyed relationships, and spread deadly venereal diseases in the community without the slightest hint of sorrow or remorse. It is in all of our best interest that he returns back home to Shreveport Louisiana and return for no longer than two weeks out of the calendar year.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

The Banish Big Gay Randy Petition to Humans was created by Cool People and written by Nick Mead (zed_says_hi@yahoo.com).  This petition is hosted here at www.PetitionOnline.com as a public service. There is no endorsement of this petition, express or implied, by Artifice, Inc. or our sponsors. For technical support please use our simple Petition Help form.