We, the American consumers, are alarmed by the recent termination of SURGE, a fully loaded citrus soda that we as a nation have immensely enjoyed throughout the late 1990s.

With the combination of its delicious, refreshing flavor, and extreme demographical marketing, SURGE has become not only the favored soft drink, but indeed one of the benchmarks of our generation.

As the supply of SURGE has completely disappeared from the shelves of every store in this great nation, committed, avid drinkers of the delicious green beverage have been going to extreme lengths, perhaps even as extreme as the famous advertising, to locate and procure meager stockpiles of SURGE. This is no way to live.

This petition is to ask, nay, demand that Coca-Cola bring back SURGE in full-scale production and distribution once again, to continue the glorious in-your-face tradition that is this timeless and carbo-loaded beverage.