SAVE SURGE!

To:  Coca-Cola Bottling Company Administrational Office

We, the American consumers, are alarmed by the recent termination of SURGE, a fully loaded citrus soda that we as a nation have immensely enjoyed throughout the late 1990s.

With the combination of its delicious, refreshing flavor, and “extreme” demographical marketing, SURGE has become not only the favored soft drink, but indeed one of the benchmarks of our generation.

As the supply of SURGE has completely disappeared from the shelves of every store in this great nation, committed, avid drinkers of the delicious green beverage have been going to extreme lengths, perhaps even as extreme as the famous advertising, to locate and procure meager stockpiles of SURGE. This is no way to live.

This petition is to ask, nay, demand that Coca-Cola bring back SURGE in full-scale production and distribution once again, to continue the glorious “in-your-face” tradition that is this timeless and carbo-loaded beverage.
Sincerely,

The Undersigned

The SAVE SURGE! Petition to Coca-Cola Bottling Company Administrational Office was created by American consumers, fellow SURGE enthusiasts and written by Timothy Kuder (AKA Timb the Enchanter), Marcus Alexander Hart (timb@writeme.com).  This petition is hosted here at www.PetitionOnline.com as a public service. There is no endorsement of this petition, express or implied, by Artifice, Inc. or our sponsors. For technical support please use our simple Petition Help form.