Bring SEPIA MUTINY back

To:  The Sepia Mutiny Squatters

We the people of “sepia” color demand that the sepia mutiny return back to its original home.

The disappearance of Sepia Mutiny as I know it, has caused me severe withdrawl symptoms.

This has affected my mental and physical balance.

I will join any CLASS ACTION lawsuit to demand punitive damages for the damage done to my mental and physical well being.

The punitive damages shall have to be paid in cash and not in kind. The damages shall not include

Kama Sutra Maharani Doll
Heart of Hanuman® Endurance Bar
The Progressive Ideological Democrats & Independents Organizational Training System
Passage to India® Vacation Package
Dancer Thong®

I will also report Happy Hippie to my local police department for kidnapping my favourite blog site.

If the site is not restored in the next 24 hours, then an international search warrant should be issued by Interpol for Manish, Ennis, Anna, Abhi (and maybe his dad !!) and Vinod.

If this warning is not heeded, then after a 72 hour moratorium, World War III shall be declared.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

The Bring SEPIA MUTINY back Petition to The Sepia Mutiny Squatters was created by sepia mutineers and written by arzan sam wadia (arzan@wadias.in).  This petition is hosted here at www.PetitionOnline.com as a public service. There is no endorsement of this petition, express or implied, by Artifice, Inc. or our sponsors. For technical support please use our simple Petition Help form.

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