There are many unofficial holidays out there. "Talk like a Pirate Day", for example. This petition is to register and acknowledge the creation and continuing recognition of "Talk in Non Sequitur Day." A Non Sequitur is a reply that has no relevance to what preceded it. This conversation technique has been a remarkable tool for confusing and amusing and should be acknowledged.

My lawn just isn't as green as my neighbor's.

Sign an let your voice be heard. Or eat cheeseburgers for breakfast.