Shane's Hair Must Go

To:  Shane

This is Shane McMullan. He is a 19 year old Tafe student. He prides himself in everything he does; whether it be his school work, his political beliefs or his support for the West Coast Eagles. However there is one place where Shane fails to meet his high standards. And that is his hair. He has grown it to a ridiculous length over the last couple of years, but now his pride and stubbornness have halted the chances of gaining respectability to his hair. Please help this guy realise the error of his flowing locks and help the Shane's Hair Intervention Team find 100,000 signatures (on paper and the web) to not only allow myself to cut his hair, but in doing so, donate a fair bit of money from my own pocket into a deserving charity.

If you agree, that his hair must go, please support our cause by signing your name underneath. Thank you very much.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

The Shane's Hair Must Go Petition to Shane was created by Shane's Hair Intervention Team and written by Eric McFarland (true_legendkiller@hotmail.com).  This petition is hosted here at www.PetitionOnline.com as a public service. There is no endorsement of this petition, express or implied, by Artifice, Inc. or our sponsors. For technical support please use our simple Petition Help form.

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