I have a dream, a dream where people of all colors and races, can fight as a 7 foot ninja, a dream where size does not matter, but the accuracy of a ninja. We demand that a sequal to the strategic action fighting game Shaq Fu be made. We direct this request to those fine workers at Team Ninja. For all those who have indulged in the joys of this game, we realize the long hiatus of a Shaq-fu game has caused depression, and anxiety attacks. To clense the nation, and our growing youths, a more action packed shaq-fu game is in order. We ask you to sign this to not only create a better world for our children, but the millions upon millions of shaq-fu fanatics