Stephen, We Know You're Hung Better Than That

To:  Stephen Colbert

We the people signing this petition simply just want someone to get a small step ladder and to fix your Captain America Shield. It looks to be crooked by about 3˚. If I still worked at the shipping shop I'd just tell your wife to relay the message to you, but fate had other plans. Petition ON!

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

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