BAN SKYDIVING HAMPSTERS !!! ( for ever !!! )

To:  skydiving Hampsters

Yes , I agree, Skydiving Hampsters are the scurge of modern society . I myself have been attacked while out running/walking/flying/shopping/fishing/soliciting on street corners , and have sustained severe injuries to the head/neck/torso/arms/ass/too rude to say !!! , and I am prepared to fight/slay/roll-around/make a cup of tea/propose all out nuclear armageddon , just to stop these furry stuntbeast of satan himself ever infringeing on my life again ..

So there

And thats that !!!

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

The BAN SKYDIVING HAMPSTERS !!! ( for ever !!! ) Petition to skydiving Hampsters was created by and written by Timothy leary (londoncokehead@gmail.com).  This petition is hosted here at www.PetitionOnline.com as a public service. There is no endorsement of this petition, express or implied, by Artifice, Inc. or our sponsors. For technical support please use our simple Petition Help form.

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