SPACE JAM 2: STARRING KOBE BRYANt

To:  Warner Brothers

Michael Jordan, the absolute pinnacle of all things basketball. Whether it be the game itself or a movie, his skill cannot be surpassed. But since the time he retired we have tried so hard to create a replacement to Michael. From Penny Hardaway to any other washed up scrub, but only one comes close to Jordan's excellence on the court.. Kobe Bryant.





But what does Kobe lack? He lacks the off court prowess that Jordan is so famous for. He doesn't have the commercials, he doesn't have the public appeal, but ONE THING, and ONE THING ONLY can change all that. How can we move Kobe to the upper echelon of basketball gods?





SPACE JAM II, STARRING KOBE BRYANT.





Sign this petition, let the people at warner brothers know that we need space jam II!





Can't you imagine it already?





Charles Barkley's fave five gets kidnapped and reproduced as basketball players.





1. Dwyane Wade


2. Jason Kidd


3. Lebron James


4. Tim Duncan


5. Dwight Howard





The Warner brother's cartoon characters go to find kobe during peaceful stay at a Colorado Inn. They need him to help them win against these mutant aliens.





1. Kobe bryant


2. Bugs Bunny


3. the pig


4. Daffy Duck


5. the big ol cock.





How awesome would this movie be?


HOW AMAZING WOULD KOBE BRYANT BE THEN?





he would truly be "JUST LIKE MIKE". After Space jam there is nothing else Kobe would have to do to be like mike...


other than... fail in another sport (soccer), go play on a crappy team (clipper fans your dream has come true!), and then get divorced from his wife for cheating on her for the 10000000000000th time.





So sign this petition, and have KOBE BE IN SPACE JAM 2!

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

The SPACE JAM 2: STARRING KOBE BRYANt Petition to Warner Brothers was created by and written by charlie Fu (supafu2000@yahoo.com).  This petition is hosted here at www.PetitionOnline.com as a public service. There is no endorsement of this petition, express or implied, by Artifice, Inc. or our sponsors. For technical support please use our simple Petition Help form.