Bring Back Sarah's Brown Hair

To:  Sarah P

This petition composes the greater magnitude of people who share a frightening opinion. Sarah's new black hair looks stupid and/or ugly and her old brown hair looks inherently superior. We imply that, through diplomacy or through long days of endless combat, we will simply not rest until our dreams of seeing Sarah's true hair are fulfilled.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

The Bring Back Sarah's Brown Hair Petition to Sarah P was created by and written by Emily Whipabidge (sonixunite@gmail.com).  This petition is hosted here at www.PetitionOnline.com as a public service. There is no endorsement of this petition, express or implied, by Artifice, Inc. or our sponsors. For technical support please use our simple Petition Help form.