Bring Back Sprite Remix

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In 2005, a great crime in the world of soda pop was committed. The Coca Cola Bottling Company discontinued Sprite Remix, a wonderful confectionery drink that made babies giggle and terrorists lay down their guns. Anyone who doesn't enjoy Sprite Remix is an America-hating terrorist. Sure, you can put Skittles in your Sprite, but it isn't the same, Coca Cola, it's not. By discontinuing this drink you have angered the masses, and broken a united America. Please, we beg you to continue the drink, for which we will pay our hard earned money. We all win that way. Look into your hearts, and you'll know the right thing to do.

Bring back Sprite Remix. For America. For Liberty.