STOP CONTINENTAL DRIFTING
Concerned Citizens of The World
More Info at:
1. Menudo is no longer a band due to Continental Drifting.
2. My girlfriend sucks in bed because of Continental Drifting.
3. Synchronized Swimming is an Olympic Event due to Continental Drifting.
4. Gary Coleman is short because of Continental Drifting.
The madness has to END NOW. Help us help you. Continental Drifting cannot be allowed to go on. Sign our petition and visit www.stopcontinentaldrifting.com to see if you can help. We CANNOT do this alone (a tear falls on my keyboard). DO IT FOR THE KIDS!