STOP CONTINENTAL DRIFTING

To:  Concerned Citizens of The World

The process by which the continents drift about the world is called plate tectonics. The movement of the Earth's plates, on which the continents ride, is very slow, being only a few centimeters each year. However, those few centimeters can be deceiving. Earthquakes and volcanic eruptions are child’s play compared to the real dangers of continental drifting. Here are just a few reasons we should band together a put a stop to this evil doing.
1. Menudo is no longer a band due to Continental Drifting.
2. My girlfriend sucks in bed because of Continental Drifting.
3. Synchronized Swimming is an Olympic Event due to Continental Drifting.
4. Gary Coleman is short because of Continental Drifting.
The madness has to END NOW. Help us help you. Continental Drifting cannot be allowed to go on. Sign our petition and visit www.stopcontinentaldrifting.com to see if you can help. We CANNOT do this alone (a tear falls on my keyboard). DO IT FOR THE KIDS!

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

The STOP CONTINENTAL DRIFTING Petition to Concerned Citizens of The World was created by www.stopcontinentaldrifting.com and written by V Ly.  This petition is hosted here at www.PetitionOnline.com as a public service. There is no endorsement of this petition, express or implied, by Artifice, Inc. or our sponsors. For technical support please use our simple Petition Help form.

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