This is a petition to seek redress for the horrendous haze Malaysia, and to the lesser extent, Singapore have been experiencing. Therefore, we, the undersigned, seek to forcibly move the island of Sumatra and related, nearby islands (except for Batam, can't punish hopeless Singaporean men, now can we?) somewhere else. Perhaps in the middle of the Tasman Sea (New Zealand can weather it). Anywhere else can do. As long it is outside the Malay archipelago.

The island of Sumatra would be replaced with another island. Perhaps Cuba - they're nice people. Plus, as an added bonus, we wouldn't have to fear earthquakes and tsunamis from that dreaded island.

There. We said it.