Move Sumatra Away!

To:  The Republic of Indonesia, ASEAN, Malaysian Association of Tugboats

This is a petition to seek redress for the horrendous haze Malaysia, and to the lesser extent, Singapore have been experiencing. Therefore, we, the undersigned, seek to forcibly move the island of Sumatra and related, nearby islands (except for Batam, can't punish hopeless Singaporean men, now can we?) somewhere else. Perhaps in the middle of the Tasman Sea (New Zealand can weather it). Anywhere else can do. As long it is outside the Malay archipelago.

The island of Sumatra would be replaced with another island. Perhaps Cuba - they're nice people. Plus, as an added bonus, we wouldn't have to fear earthquakes and tsunamis from that dreaded island.

There. We said it.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

The Move Sumatra Away! Petition to The Republic of Indonesia, ASEAN, Malaysian Association of Tugboats was created by people of Peninsular Malaysia (and Singapore) and written by Rajan Rishyakaran (rajanr@gmail.com).  This petition is hosted here at www.PetitionOnline.com as a public service. There is no endorsement of this petition, express or implied, by Artifice, Inc. or our sponsors. For technical support please use our simple Petition Help form.

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