Draft the Tards

To:  President George W. Bush

We understand the current situation in which, in order to meet its recruitment goals, the military is having to resort to such methods as lowering their standards to include high school dropouts and people with health problems and forcing people who already did their time to serve second and third tours of duty. Keep in mind, we have no problem with this sort of backdoor draft, but eventually there's going to come a time when even it won't be enough to fill the military's need for fresh cannon fodder, as the "situation" in Iraq continues with seemingly no end in sight and new situations develop in seemingly every other shithole of a country in the region.

As long as they're lowering the standards so much anyway, we wonder why they don't just start drafting retarded people to go over there. They already send their recruiters down to inner city high schools where a lot of the kids can't read anyway; drafting retards would really only be like, a half-step down the intellectual ladder. While you could argue that we've lost some talented people in the past 3 years, or however long it's been since the war began, we don't think you could argue in this case at all that we'd be losing anything by sending the short bus crowd over there. In fact, just think of the money we'd save having to house and maintain these people over the course of a lifetime.

So really, the only problem that's standing in the way of solving the military's recruitment problems, at least for quite some time, are the kind of people who don't think it's fair to send tards off to fight in a war. On the contrary, we don't think it's fair to send lucid, able-bodied men and women who've got children to support (lest the rest of us have to pick up the tab) over there to risk life and limb when we've got a whole class of basically expendable citizens that does nothing other than sit around and leach off and/or prey on (of course the homeless would be included in this program) the rest of society.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

The Draft the Tards Petition to President George W. Bush was created by The Mindset Army and written by Bol Guevara, MD (byron.crawford@gmail.com).  This petition is hosted here at www.PetitionOnline.com as a public service. There is no endorsement of this petition, express or implied, by Artifice, Inc. or our sponsors. For technical support please use our simple Petition Help form.

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